hejola report for 07312012

Hejola report for 07312012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am David Duran con our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato too hot dies.

Two cats recovered from inside a hot car.

And finally, several injured in a ten bicycle pile up.

It sounded like a great idea, so the Westinghouse barrio mall decided to hold its fifth annual bicycle ride through the hood. In the past any type of an event that included some parts of the hood was kind of risky says one of the organizers. But yet we took the chance again, and well what can we say. A small dog chasing a big cat ran in front of the bicycle pack causing the leader of the pack to sway from hitting the dog or the cat and running into a parking meter that caused him to fall back onto the road where at least 15 bicycle riders ran him over and caused a ten bicycle pile up. Several were injuried and charges will be against that little dog and that big cat.

It seems que John Morales didn’t realize que if he left his two cats named dog  in the car they might get too hot and cause some serious inquire to them, well it did and charges are pending. It seems que it took ten people to figure out how to rescue them cats, by just busting out all the windows of his brand  new car. Charges will be filed again him and ten others for breaking in his car and stealing some of his stuff. Chinga.

Yesterday el comparde Leon, passed out and took his last breathe in front of all his families as he moved his lawn. He told one of las commadres que he was feeling hot, and she told him que she was going to tell his wife that she thought he was coming on to him. But didn’t realize que he was hot and just passed out and died. No charges will be filed.

Ok raza have a great day.