Hejola report for 07192012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Como estan today,mi raza, I am Bill Diaz con
today’s award winning barrio headline news:
All American Tejano barrio family arrested.
Political rally turns ugly.
And finally censorship comes to the hood.
Yesterday barrio members living on this side of the tracks,
heard que the city had hired a barrio member from across the tracks to censor
chit found inside public bathrooms. One of his main dues is to make sure what
kind of toilet paper is being use and always enough of it and also to monitor chit written in bathroom
walls. He told this report que we are going to get to the bottom of who is
writing chit on these walls and sometime to do con if you want a quickie call
some chit number. It sad to say, he said
que barrio folks have to take a chit to get inspired. Orally.
Yesterday esta vato loco held his second political rally
after winning a city commissioner seat this past april. But when he arrived he
found several want to be tejanos pissed off at him. As he drove by the crowd of
about ten persons, they start throwing tortillas y tamales at his motorcade. At
that time esta vato loco decided to get of the car and with his quick actions
caught a tortilla with one hand and a glass of beer with the other hand and
made a toast to all those “ways”. In return this small crowd charged his car and a fight broke out between those “ways”
and his athletic supporters. After the dust cleared esta vato loco was able to
get back in his car and his motorcade move on to the rally. Oh by the way esta
vato loco in the mean time had enough tortillas y tamales que he didn’t have to
stop for lunch. (Please note que when someone is elected to any office he
always under pressure from those that don’t give chit about his views or
polices.
When people mention Lucy y Rickie or June y Ware, or even
Ozzie y Harriett, it brings tears to our eyes. Which brings us to our own all American
family living right here in hood. They are far from the average Tejano family
more like in the middle of being a happy family and living in hell. But this
family lives more like in castle surrounded by moat and rarely ever seen. Wells
yesterday health inspectors along con about twenty federal and state police
raid their castle just at the end of Third Street. There was no warning give to
the constable that a warrant had been issued for all thirty five members living
there. At this point says el constable, I was told que he needed to block the entrance
to the third street just above third and wells. At this time we have assigned our new
correspondent Tejano Slim “ay te wacho” Jim to do a detail investigation on
this matter. More details later.
Ok raza got to go because it started to rain and sugar
melts. Have a great Tejano day.
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