hejola report for 07262012

Hejola report for 07262012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again David Duran con our award winning barrio headline news:

Peanut butter commadre arrested.

More birds found leaving the area.

And finally, birds of a feather flock together.

Yesterday this statement was so true que a group of bird lovers who know la commadre protested outside the holding cell after she was arrested. The group continuously  chanted “ birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together”. After a few hours of chanting this statement el constable told the group que they were all going to be under arrest if they didn’t chance the chant. So the group regrouped and came up con a new slogan “Men of my age flock together; we are birds of a feather, as the old proverb says.” No charges will be filed.

A group of concern citizens took it on their own to chase of any birds that were circling la commadre’s maria backyard to prevent any more deaths. The group told us que even though la commander had been taken to jail, there was still lots of peanut butter sandwiches out on the bird feeders and her back yard. We just not sure if those birds realize que peanut butter wasn’t good for them. The group of bird lovers will camp out for the next few days to monitor the situation.

And finally, Yesterday noon el constable y su security force 666 went over to la commadre maria, better known as the bird lady from el barrio and arrested her after the county discover over 100 birds die on her property. After a very careful examination by the county coroner, they discovered que at least 50 % of the birds had die from constipation, 25 % had lock jaw, and 15 percent just die. The main reason was  the diet the birds were eating. After the cops investigated they determine la commadre had been feeding them birds peanut butter thinking que it would make the more health. Charges will be filled.

Ok raza have a great day.