hejola report for 07062012

Hejola report for 07062012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, bill diaz is on vacation to Canada. I am David Duran, here is our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio weather man ; under lots of high pressure.

Extortion charges filed against the other tortilla company.

And finally, rednecks hired to pick up all the pussy.

This week represents a week where all barrio members are asked to see if they really need all that pussy around the house. The pussy cat population has really increased by 32 percent compared to last years. So the barrio, and city leaders, have decided to hire the only known pussy catcher in the hood, Earl W. C., a well known redneck. His company has a very well repetition for hunting down pussy throughout the state. Earl told us que he doesn’t harm that pussy but does take it where they have never been before.

Yesterday St. Juan Norteno, el barrio weather was harassed yesterday at the corner of third and wells after he had predicted that chingos de rain and clouds were going to appear sooner or later. The number of persons that jumped him was not reported but we did hear que there was thunder and lightning bouncing on his head. His Forecast is pending.

At the hearing yesterday, El Compadre Juan Cortez was being held on extortion charges against him. Court records show que esta way, Juan, want to make sure que his new tortilla company was going to be the only one on this side of the tracks, so he tired to work out a payment plan where La Familia Roman Ramos, owner and operator of Ramos tortillas, would pay him not to tell the public what his secret formula was and promise to not open his own tortilla company on this side. La familia Ramos decided to take the matters in his own hands by warning Cortez que it was not good to mess con mother nature.

Or raza have a great short weekend. And remember keep it Tejano.