hejola report for 07162012

Hejola report for 07162012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Crazy vato says tulip talked to him and saved his life.

Barrio park director needs your help.

And finally, lucky barrio member wins trip.

Mario Diaz, a barrio resident with only one arm and one leg was the lucky winner of a trip to a foreign country of his choices. Mr. Diaz was asked what country was he willing to visit from a list provide to him: Tennessee, Iowa, or Nebraska. Mr. Diaz has ten days to decide where he wants to go.

El barrio park director Henry Nunez, told a large crowd of ten folks que the barrio park was in bad shape due to the fact que the a hairy little rodent was eating it all up. Nunez point out que within the last ten days, el park had seen at least ten tress eaten up  and it was time for barrio residents to take action. The little rodent he was referring to was those dang squirrels! Yes that’s right those dang squirrels population had taken over the park and even barrio members didn’t even want to go there anymore. We have had more than twenty complaints about those hairy balls of fur attacking folks and their pets. He is asking barrio folks to push their barrio leaders for an open season on squirrels.

Yesterday la familia Gonzales called the constable to report que one of their relatives had been seen talking to his tulip bed. One of the witness told el constable que the family member was trimming the hedges of their flower bed when they over heard him talking to the tulips and all of a sudden the relative started yelling and screaming que the tulip had saved his life from a snake hidden in the garden. The family member came in the house and told everyone that the tulip puckered up her petals and screamed ‘watch out for that snake”. The family was carried off to lala land, and was still screaming que the tulip saved my life today. Chinga.

Ok raza make sure you hug a Tejano for good luck.