Hejolia report for 07242012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan Tejano slim “Ay te watcho” jim here con today’s award winning
barrio headline news:
Ten tejanos
arrested.
Card reader
arrested for having too many cards in the same deck.
And finally, barrio annual pictures schedule
for next week.
Its been a
tradition in the past and it’s a tradition now que barrio members are required to
show up at the barrio cruz roja community center for their every five years
picture. You see the center has a wall where the barrio is laid out and
pictures of all the residents are posted on the board and location of where
they live. This way we know who lives where and why. If you are new to the hood
please call 918 and make an appointment to have your picture taken and point
out the location of where you leave.
El comparde
roman ramos y su wife filed a complaint against Juanita Morales la que te read
your cards. The complaint was que they had gone over to get their cards read,
but when they were in the middle of a session, it seems que Juanita had too
many of the same cards in the deck. She tried to explain to them que it must
have been her cards that got the cards mixed up con a deck of old maid playing
cards. Charges will be filed for false reading.
After a long
investigation, Tejano officials arrested ten Tejano residents for wearing Tejano
boots con shorts. Yes you heard right con shorts. For some reason or another
many Tejano men think que they look cute
by wearing shorts con boots. Come on esa, only tejanas do that. charges will be
filed. Con shorts, chinga chinga.
Ok raza
remember to keep it Tejano.
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