hejola report for 02072017

Hejola report for 02072017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again back from a few days’ vacation, now for our award winning;

Barrio new leader wants to build a wall.

Trumpas drives himself into the poor house.

Large protest prepared for 2033.

A group of very unhappy residents have agreed to protest some of the ideas and things that Trumpas has done within a few weeks but have schedule a protest sometime in 2033. They are hoping que by that time Trumpas has either died or not re-elected by them.

Trumpas told a small group of reporters that he should have never run for office that doesn’t allow him to work on his business. He told them that this was the biggest mistake he has made in several years by running and winning. It’s driving me crazy and I am losing money as we speak. His recycle companies have made him a very happy camper. I think someone famous once said” americans are the only folks that drive themselves into the poor house!

Just a few hours ago Tomas Trumpas announced that he will continue to look for funds to build that wall along Westside rail tracks that divide the town. We need that wall to make sure that we don’t get any more stray cats on our side. My god how many cats does a person have to own before it’s just to many!  Plus the damage they do to our back yards, alleys and that awful cat chit smell! Trumpas plan to pay for that wall with funds he hopes to generate from selling recycle cans, bottles and anything and everything that is resalable.

Lock your door they are coming to take us away!