hejola report for 02222017

Hejola report for 02222017.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio tensions high about tamales.

Several barrio members win awards.

And some good news about this pasted Valentine’s Day.

I am sure you didn’t know que the most people get divorces during this period. And did you know que men get beat up more than women during this time. And did you que a man would almost do anything to keep their partner happy, and did you know que some partners will spend money they don’t have just to make you happy. And did you know que the light bill wasn’t paid because I bought you that kinky valentine’s outfit que you wanted and I ended up wear it. Now wasn’t that fun.

Ten barrio men and two barrio women were winners of this year’s recycle contest. The idea was to see which barrio member could donate more recycle cans for this year’s barrio recycle Easter hunt. This is where barrio youths learn about recycling and keeping the hood clean. The barrio leaders decided some time ago to ban stuff Easter eggs shells con confetti and instead decided to hind recycle cans. “It’s the mess that darn confetti leaves”, says one winner. That is why we helped this good cause. Now that our new leader Tomas Trumpas ( who hasn’t been run off yet) wants to keep the hood beautiful again and again.

Yesterday was another day off unrest when several barrio members tried to crash the new tamale organization office under the new barrio leader Tomas Trumps. Three to four persons were arrested along con ten cats, twenty dogs, and few other pets we couldn’t describe. The constable says que it’s a matter of principal and la raza have a right to decide about the future of tamales in the hood and around the  county and across the street.

Ok love birds have a great day.