special hejola report for 02162017

Hejola special report for 02162017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am AL cardo Samudio con a very special report about our man, not my man, your man Tomas Trumpas.

We were just informed que esta Trumpas has been crossing over to the other side of the tracks late at night, after he issued a warning not to cross over there. Our sources say que Trumpas has a bad habit of eating cold corn on the cob and the only place they sell them is over there because over here we eat them hot.

An investigation is going to start says one of the barrio leaders that esta vato que trying to tell us something and does the things that he doesn’t want us to do. How can anyone believe esta vato!

Furthermore he also has been using his time to promote his underwear company but demanding all staff “to feel the breeze”, which by the way is his slogan for his barrio “Feel the Breeze underwear”. We feel that if he wants us to feel the breeze we should all go outside and feel the breeze! Which by the way is made on the other side of the tracks?

Now we also found out that he has increased his security staff by a large number gringos of 5 persons compared to the 2 persons gringos previously on board. How can a person ask us to stop hiring when he is the one that has hired more staff?

Furthermore he told a couple of bad hombres over here that he was going to bring down the 1958 Christmas decorations that are being kept on to keep the hood in a happy mode, but not willing to replace them or not willing to fix the streetlights all over the hood. In other words keep us in the dark!

Now the other thing that trumpas here doesn’t understand que immigrants come from all over, especially here in the hood. Remember our children and you, many come back with husbands, wives and many children that they might have inherited with their new marriages. So in trying to outcast a certain populations isn’t really realistic.

And finally he is proposing a day without gringos to be in effect sometime next week. He said that now que many of them whites and some Raza can’t come back to the hood, we need to demonstrate que we don’t need them over here.

So will keep you informed on the results of all this charges and results of them.

Remember Raza our safety comes first, oh by the way many in the hood think he should keep his freaking mouth shut