Hejolia report for 02222017.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello once again como estan, I am Bill Diaz
con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Drunk vato at education rally,
La commadre accepts admissions to college at age of 73.
And finally, Trumpas new work program, didn’t work out well.
It was a bad idea for the get go, says el constable Cadena
when ten county inmates from across the tracks were assigned to hard labor work
on our side of track escaped with the approval from our new barrio leader Tomas
Trumpas. El constable to us que he told Trumpas que we should not allow any of
them bad hombres over here and now the constable is asking barrio members in assistances
in capturing three black men, five Anglos men and who knows what they the other
were. If you know anything about them or seem then there is a small reward for
any information leading to their arrest. Oh by the way all of the escapees are
wearing pink shirts.
La commadre Jane J. Jimenez, age 75, was the most happiest
person en el barrio when she was presented her acceptance letter to the barrios
higher education center. El senor Manuel Martinez, the director of the center
tells us que Jane was the oldest person that they had every accepted to
continue her education after high school. We had to wavier her application just
for mere fact, que she wanted to continue her education. You see it took Jane
more than five decades to get that GED. And now she is really proud of this
achievement. The only problem we can see says Mr. Martinez, let see how long it
will take for her to get her college degree. Oh by the way she was asked if she wanted to
borrow money to go to college, she said she didn’t want to pay them back all
her life at the age of 73.
And finally, el amigo Pancho trinity Munoz was arrested this
weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall when he entered the educational mobile
home wanting to give blood. It seems that Mr. Munoz thought that the
educational mobile was the blood mobile and he was determining to give blood.
The educational mobile staff asked Mr. Munoz that he had to leave since he was
not there seeking information on higher education. El constable cadena was
called to the scene where he found Munoz drunker than a skunk and smelled like
pee, sitting outside in line with a few beers in his coat pocket. He was arrested
for public borracho and smelling like shit.
Well there you have it raza, time to go and take a bath, and
please have a great day
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