Hejola report for 02152017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio
award winning headline news:
La comadre plea’s guilty,
Several comadres leave town to go shopping,
And finally I am too good for the hood.
Those were the last words we heard from la commadre Rosieta
Bueno after she promise never to shop in the barrio again. It seems que the
hood is so behind in fashion que I have to go dallas o Houston or even three
rivers to do my shopping. One shop owner whose name we will not mention, said
que if la comadre wasn’t so fat she could find what she wanted here.
In other fashion news, it’s a fact que the word is out que
not to shop in el Westinghouse mall porque they are out of style and chingos de
commadres are preparing to take a long trip to dallas, houston and even three
rivers or somewhere like Waco or something to find a better style of clothing.
The only bad part of this whole matter is que las commadre wear blue jeans and
have to go to the men’s section to find the right fit. Pesse hejola.
And finally la commadre Luz Diaz was found guilty for
stealing, cheating, lying, and just plan being ugly to all her friends who donated
chingos de clothing, money and lots of goods when upposedly her home burned down. It was discovered que she had
made all this up. She will be in court this coming Monday.
Well there you have it raza and for those who think que the
fashion in south texas is behind the times. Yu are right. How far does a person
have to go to buy men’s blue jeans.. I am bill diaz.
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