Hejola report
for 02082017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian
Trumpas plan
to pay for barrio wall by selling used panties!
Barrio
leader aid says tamale war never happen?
And la
commadre Porn channels gets cancelled.
For an odd
reason the most popular porn channel “ la commadre” was shut down for no real
reason, and we tried to contact la commadre but no one answer the phone. The
most popular show in the hood featured many of the well- known commadres that
love to take their cloth off in public and do nasty things will no longer be on
line due the new measures barrio new leader Tomas Trumpas! He told us during
his campaign that if elected the first thing to go what “las Commadres”. Well
he did!
Yesterday
Debbie Guzman, the newly ex stripper spoke person for el Tomas Trumpas told us
que we shouldn’t start believe everything you read, especially that cow chit
story about the Tamale War of 1998, it
never happen and it impossible that no major network talked about, never the less
the result of that story! (Editor’s note it did happen and we are proud
covering that story back than). The story was about a barrio gringo member
Ruffs Russel Redneck wanted to ban folks from making tamales at home for the
reason he got food poisoning from tamales that were label wrong; beef were
label chicken and chicken label beans and beans were label beef and masa was
label pork and pork was label corn. Since Ruff can’t eat pork due to his health
controls eat a dozen and nearly died from them.
Of course we all know that measure was never passed.
It was noted
to today at our daily barrio briefing by our new barrio leader Tomas Trumpas
introduced his new idea on how to make money in order to pay for that wall to
keep cats out of the hood by installing Vending machines in every street corner
along Third and Wells Street. The machines would be selling used panties
donated by his family members, “what else could I and my family do to suppose
our cause”. The vending machine idea won’t be looked at till the next barrio
leaders meeting schedule for some time in 2033.
Ok raza
there you have it.
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