hejola report for 02272017

 

Hejola report for 02272017.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Talking Parrot returned to pet shop, talks a lot chit.

Barrio tamale brokers arrested at tomas trumpas press hearing.

And Trumpas supporters; Barrio women rally for equal bar time, just want to have fun!

Yesterday afternoon several tamale brokers were arrested as they made their way up to the front of the room where a press conference held by barrio new leader Tomas Trumpas to discussing the new tamale organization was going on. In their efforts to disrupt the conferences they threw tamales, tortillas, and few American sandals at the Trumpas sitting on the stage. El constable had to arrest Manuel Gonzales, Juan Gonzales, Pedro Gonzales, Johnnie Gonzales and Lulu Gonzales all brokers for the Gonzales Tamales and Tortillas franchise. Charge will be filed.

El constable cadena and some of his staff were called to “el barrio pet shop” where it seemed que a fight broke out among the owner of the shop and a customer. It seems that the customer had bought a talking parrot and he seemed to be a well matter bird there at the shop, but when the parrot got to his new home, that was a whole different bird. The customer told this reporter que this parrot talked a lot chit and said just too many bad words. Once the customer took the parrot back for a refund the owner showed the customer a sign that said “no refunds on sales, especially the talking parrot”. That’s went the customer slapped the shop owner. The constable took the parrot in for questioning. It seems like the parrot was the only witness. No arrest so far.

And finally, yesterday the gang called “la girls Del hood”, an organization made up of divorces women and Tomas Trumpas supporters rally for more equal time at bars. The groups wanted to let people know que even though we don’t have a job, and are not looking for one, we do have time to go bar hoping. Please note that in order to be a member a woman can’t have children or have children under the age of 32. You see, says one of the girls, that’s what this club is all about, we want women to have a good time without having to leave a bar too early because they have children at home. Another member told us que this thing about job hunting is not going to happen,we expect them jobs come looking for us. (Good luck).

Ok raza have you hug a tejano today