Hejola report
for 06082018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas.
Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning headline news:
Barrio man
found naked at the corner of third and wells:
Its seems
que someone or some folks assaulted el compadre Juan Munoz and left him naked. After
a few hours lying at the corner of third and wells someone called el constable
to check it out... when el constable cadena got there he did find el compadre
Munoz passed out and naked. Once he came around he told Cadena que some folks
had assaulted him and took his money and clothing. Charges are pending.
Barrio city
bus kicks man off the bus!
The barrio
city bus was forced to make an emergency stop due to a passenger’s body odor. The
bus driver Johnnie B Garza told us que he had to stop and kick the Gus Perez
off the bus for his unbearable body odor. Look we don’t mine a person smelling
a bit but dang this man caused some of the passengers to vomit and faint during
his route from the stink that came from the unwashed man... no charges will be
filed.
And finally
a ton of onions found at the corner of third and wells:
El constable
was called to the street corner where he found more than a ton of onions in the
middle of the street. The constable told us que he really didn’t know where
they came from but the public was invited to come and pick some of them before
the city decides to haul them off. There was just one thing, you need to make
sure that you cut around the onion and get rid of the middle part but besides
all that they are good to eat. Charges are pending to see who owns them onions?
Ok raza that’s
have some onions soup this weekend?
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