Hejola report for 06182018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas. Hello again I
am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio fails again:
After several time trying to
killing herself, la commadre who suffers from depression, was arrested for
walking naked and leaped from her first floor apartment trying to commit
suicide, but failed again. She was hospitalized and send across the track to
lalala land for observation.
Barrio latest rights;
Last week a jury acquitted drunk-driving
defendant Mario Ocha after a judge accepted his argument that incriminating
statement he made at the scene not be used against him because he was drunk and
he didn’t know what he was doing when he waived his Miranda right!
And finally esta vato not well:
It seems that Juanito Bueno,
45, chopped off his arm at the elbow with a homemade guillotine a few days ago,
but the barrio authorities found the arm in his refrigerator and made plans for
reattachment surgery. However Bueno refused the surgery and threatened to sue
and promise to chop the arm right back off if it were reattached! He was
arrested and send to lalala land across the tracks.
Ok raza how crazy can the hood
get? Bad…
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