Friday, June 15, 2018

hejola report for 06152018


Hejola report for 06152019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Hi I am Johnnie el quemon con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio homeowner battles household pests;
Pancho Gonzales has been fighting his household pests now for ten years and finally got and edge on them, well maybe. In trying to outsmart them he created another problem, that was squirrels and bees. This week he tried to smoke all of them out by using an old army smoke bomb, in which badly damaged his unit and his neighbors. Please note that barrio volunteer firefighters had to rip open the roof in both units to battle the blaze. Now just yesterday he was still determine to get even with them bees and those squirrels that he went to another part of the unit and set it on fire trying to get rid of the beehive that wasn’t harmed from the first incident by using brake fluid and a cigarette lighter that start a major fire that finally burned down the whole apartment complex, charges are pending.

Westside educator resigns;
Westside school principal Marcos Lopez resigned yesterday following false earnings of $90,000a year, swore on the federal forms that she made just $25000—so that her own two children would qualify for reduce-price school lunches.

Know the fine points of the law ;
In a pre-trial motion at a barrio justice of the peace case in May, the defense lawyer for Cheap Motors Inc., which is being sued over car repairs, complained about plaintiffs' lawyers' unusual decision to permit a female paralegal to sit at their courtroom table, especially since she is a "large-breasted woman." Her "sole purpose" at the table, lamented defense lawyer Thomas Garcia, was "to draw the attention of the jury," presumably in favor of the plaintiffs. Garica later told this that he was concerned only with her "qualifications" to sit at the table.
 And finally school officical ends tradional birthday ritual!


- Principal Terry Esparza apologized to parents and children at Westside Middle School on our side of the tracks, in May and promised to stop his ritual "whammies," in which he summons kids on their birthdays to his office, sings "Happy Birthday" to them, and ceremonially spanks the child's backside with a cushioned hockey stick (with the number of whacks equaling the child's age).
Well raza have a great weekend.

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