Hejola report
for 06152019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas.
Hi I am Johnnie el quemon con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio homeowner
battles household pests;
Pancho
Gonzales has been fighting his household pests now for ten years and finally
got and edge on them, well maybe. In trying to outsmart them he created another
problem, that was squirrels and bees. This week he tried to smoke all of them
out by using an old army smoke bomb, in which badly damaged his unit and his
neighbors. Please note that barrio volunteer firefighters had to rip open the
roof in both units to battle the blaze. Now just yesterday he was still
determine to get even with them bees and those squirrels that he went to
another part of the unit and set it on fire trying to get rid of the beehive
that wasn’t harmed from the first incident by using brake fluid and a cigarette
lighter that start a major fire that finally burned down the whole apartment
complex, charges are pending.
Westside
educator resigns;
Westside school
principal Marcos Lopez resigned yesterday following false earnings of $90,000a
year, swore on the federal forms that she made just $25000—so that her own two
children would qualify for reduce-price school lunches.
Know the
fine points of the law ;
In a pre-trial motion at a barrio justice of
the peace case in May, the defense lawyer for Cheap Motors Inc., which is being
sued over car repairs, complained about plaintiffs' lawyers' unusual decision
to permit a female paralegal to sit at their courtroom table, especially since
she is a "large-breasted woman." Her "sole purpose" at the
table, lamented defense lawyer Thomas Garcia, was "to draw the attention
of the jury," presumably in favor of the plaintiffs. Garica later told
this that he was concerned only with her "qualifications" to sit at
the table.
And finally
school officical ends tradional birthday ritual!
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Principal Terry Esparza apologized to parents and children at Westside Middle
School on our side of the tracks, in May and promised to stop his ritual
"whammies," in which he summons kids on their birthdays to his
office, sings "Happy Birthday" to them, and ceremonially spanks the
child's backside with a cushioned hockey stick (with the number of whacks
equaling the child's age).
Well raza have a great
weekend.
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