hejola report for 06122018

Hejola report for 06122018.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio man arrested con su pet monkey;

Juan Pistolas was arrested yesterday for speeding but what got him in trouble was his pet monkey. You see in the hood you are allowed to have some many cats and dogs and farm animals but not monkeys. He was arrested and charged with not having a license or permit to own that monkey in the hood! Oh an got a ticker for speeding.

Hector Lozano sues barrio drugstore:

Hector Lozano filed a law suit today against the only drugstore in the hood for a prescription for Viagra, that he claims he suffered genuine, servere mental injury and emotional harm after he took the pill. He said his whole life has been ruined and his wife left him also. He claims that if he wouldn’t have taken the pill life would be normal but since he has been taking them pills he has had an urge to have sex with anything and everything that walks. The case will be reviewed sometime in 2025.

And finally barrio dude order to move out of his parents home:

Daniel Perez age 55 was order by a judge that he had to pack his chit and move out of his parent home within the next five days or go to jail. It seems that his elderly parents just got tired him living there rent free and eating all their food. Look said the father that we don’t mine rising him but dang 55 years living with us you would think it’s time to move on. I think our boys have that illness called “ the empty nest syndrome feeling”. He got his eviction notice along with a week of food to find somewhere else to live .. we feel bad but dang.

Ok raza if you are still living at home, you need to get a life.