Thursday, June 7, 2018

hejola report for 06072018


Hejola report for 06072018.
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Kingsville, Texas> hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio youth umpire busted at game:
Yesterday afternoon el compadre Juanito Bueno was arrested during a t-ball game when it was discovered que he was drinking a beer during the game. It seemed que Juanito found it too easy to pour beer in one of those water bottles, and he would take a drink in-between-innings. What broke the camel’s back was that a player took a sip of his water bottle and told the coach que it tasted kind of funny. Once the coach found out that it was not water they confronted him the ump and at the same time called the cops. Bueno was arrested, oh by the way he was not paid for the game!

Barrio youth baseball and softball season ends with a big ring of fire!
You all know that many folks always somehow have left over fireworks from either New Year’s or the fourth of July. Well la commadre found it too easy make her own fireworks display to make the ending season exciting! Well she sure did, what she did was put several thousands of fire-crackers in a barrel with a small amount of gasoline, and some smoke bombs, bottle rockets, and so on. Well when she yelled at the group of folks at the closing ceremonies heads up and let it rip and she threw a match into the homemade bomb(lol). Now here is where the big problem started not realize that the county had a banned on any kind of open fires. Well not realizing that the fireworks were so out of control que it started a grass fire that spread into some homes that spread into the small shopping mall. To make a long story short charges will be filed.
And finally local folks are honored and dishonor all in the same day!
Ben Johnson Corpus was honored for his donation of $4000 to the league but later that day was arrested for dealing in drugs. The league official found it kinda  weird  when Mr. Corpus made his donation in all $20 dollar bills.  The league will decide to either keep the money or give it back for his bail!
Ok raza folks just cant do a good things now a days, and have a great day and god bless Jimmey Gonzales.

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