barrio news network con maria la vandia 2012

Barrio news network con maria la vandia

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Heaveno mi raza como estan, y soy Maria la vandia con today’s barrio news network news. Well as we all know que el barrio always has things to be talked about. So why don’t we just go right to it.

 

Well we all know that we all love thing but sometimes it turns out to be the good, bad, and the ugly. And here are some exmples:

• Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
• Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer.
• Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
• Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.
• Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
• Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.
• Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
• Good: The postman is early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
• Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.
• Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

And finally, what all this talk about cchwnn moving into its new office. Heck it aint new, he just cleaned the room up. Anyhow I am maria la vandia con el barrio news network.