Hejola report
for 09192012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello raza como estan, I am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline
news:
Barrio man
body found buried.
Barrio burglar
injured while on the prowl.
And finally
barrio cat woman sadden by large amount of taquchas .
We all know
that ever hood has a cat woman somewhere in the hood. Well here in our hood our
middle age Anglo women was alarmed yesterday evening when she went out to feed
her tribe of cats (18) and noticed a few new ones. It was dark and was not
wearing her glasses, So she started to
feed what looked like small baby cats, but instead she was feeding a group of
baby taquchas. Once her friend from across the street asked her what she was
doing, she didn’t realize que they were baby taquchas, she made a run for her
front porch and got her shot gun and took several shots at them things. After the
dust settle she killed at least three taquchas, but injuired 8 cats, two dogs and
a few windows were blown out from her home. No charges will be filed.
El compadre
Henry Flores, was arrested late last night after he had broken into an
apartment building under construction. The report states que after el compadre
Flores had ran shack the first floor and had loaded his van with chingos de
goodies, he decided to check out the second floor. But instead of calling it a
night he entered the second floor and accidentally fell out a window resulting
in a broken back, hip and arm. He was found in the morning by some construction
workers and was rushed to st. paul’s medical center. Charges will be filed.
In other
news,Yesterday afternoon la commadre Juanita Saenz was arrested for trying to hide
her boyfriend’s body in her back yard after he collapsed in bed. El constable
is not really sure what happened but is investigating this crime. But all indications, the constable stated,
pointed that they were having ruff sex. Now the real question is who called the
constable.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day.
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