hejola report for 09122012

Hejola report for 09122012.

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Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

 

Several Tejano gays and Tejano lesbians arrested a birthday party.

Two illegal aliens found in the hood.

And finally another vato arrested for ride bicycle without tires.

 

It seems que estos way don’t get the message, yesterday after noon el senor pancho Gonzales Gonzales was arrested and taken to the funny farm for observation. It seems que the cops didn’t mind him riding his bicycle without tires but when they noticed que he was sitting on the sit without a seat that is what made him stop and see what was going on. Pancho was arrested for dwi and pi and et.

 

In other news our constable cadena tells us que two more illegal aliens were found at the corner of third and wells street. It seems que estos dos were kinda lost and were looking for directions to Houston, texas. The only problem was que they asked an under cover cop.

 

And finally we knew que shit was going to hit the fan when a bunch of gay vatos dressed like men and women raided a birthday party for lesbians only. Pesse como estos vatos looked like lesbians and were dress like men they didn’t see anything wrong with that.  Well the a fight started when one of the vatos kissed another vato who was a lesbian and her or his loved didn’t like that and slapped each other around. Before you know it all hell broke loose. When the dust settled the whole place was wrecked and ten what evers were arrested.

 

Well as you can see it was an excited night. I am bill diaz.