Monday, September 17, 2012

hejola report for 09172012


Hejola report for 09172012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am Bill Diaz on our best behavior now que people can see who we are, but now for our award winning barrio headline news;

Storms brings out the roaches.

Two men and three cats arrested.

And finally Mexican independents day celebration end early.

While everyone was having a good time, it seems that there is always someone to messing things up, well that was the case yesterday evening. Right before the last band was going to perform at the Westinghouse barrio mall a few drunk non tejanos pero chicanos started some chit con some of the single women listening to the music. At one time one of the non tejanos decided to practices his skill in dancing a polka, but a Germany style, yea you know the one que you kind of hop along, anyhow the non Tejano pero chicano didn’t realize que this woman’s husband had gone to the men’s room and when he came back found his girl trying to resist the non Tejano hand  as a jested that she didn’t want to dance. But before you know it her husband smacked him on the head that caused a major fight at the dance. The program director had to shut the place down, charges will be filed.

In other news, Late last night two men along con three cats were arrested at the corner of third and wells where this two vatos were trying to give cats away. It seem very likely says el constable que esto ways stole them cats and were trying to sell them. All five of them were arrested and taken to jail. If you know of anyone looking for some missing pussy give us a call.

 

And finally, Yesterday after a strong storm hit the hood a number of calls were made to el constable to let him know que chingos de roaches were found everywhere. El constable told this reporter, what’s new!

 

Ok raza make sure a look at our new photo Named “ the peru guy moves in the hood”.

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