Hejola report
for 07312015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo con a very exciting extra barrio
report just for you and you and you and of you. Now for that award winning
barrio report:
Barrio rednecks
get arrested for horse meat.
Barrio school shut down for a few minutes.
And finally charges pending on round up Aliens.
Charges are still pending, when el constable arrested
several folks dressed like astronauts, rounding up barrio folks that looked
like aliens, please note they were not looking for illegal aliens, they were
just rounding up anyone or anything that looked alien to them, so with that in
mind, this newly barrio Alien lookout committee members were arrested for this
odd behavior. It’s not sure what its goals are as of now says el constable but I
am sure they will publish their intentions. But as now this folks are going to
spend a few hours in jail to think about their intentions. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday el constable con a few police from across the
tracks raided la casa del Russell Rufus Redneck, leader of some group called “let
me put the finger on you committee” in search of information that involves the
new tamale organization backed by this Redneck and his committee partnership.
They were looking to see where they were getting their horse meat found inside
their homemade tamales. El constable tells me que someone going to spend time
due to this ill idea of adding horse meat to this traditional meal, we can
understand deer meat or even some pork but horse meat, dang!
And finally ,what seemed like a good idea when they build
that new school right next to lalala wonder land ward, but later realized que
it really wasn’t, that determination was realized yesterday when a group of
lalala patients were seen walking around wearing their white bath robes. Some
of the students and school staff called the cops and el constable cadena,
thinking que it was the Klan on an attack of the building. The school officials
called for a lock down that only lasted 5 minutes when they realized que it was
only a few patients had existed the ward without permission and were checking
out the school playground.
Ok Raza, have a great day and take that cowboy hat off inside the building.
Ok Raza, have a great day and take that cowboy hat off inside the building.
Ok have a great day raza.