hejola report for 07162015

Hejola report for 07162015.

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Kingsville, Texas, hello barrio members how are we doing this mid-month? We are here and you are there and now for our award winning headline news:

Barrio underground leader breaks out again.

Weekend brings more worries to all barrio members.

And finally some darn more or less good news.

Our creator tells us que the cash flow or better known his monthly budget has hit some crisis worse than Greece’s. he also mention que there might not be enough resources to feed himself never the less his staff. So if you hear a few guts making noise near you home, it could be our creator trying to recycle stuff to sell. By the way this is true story.

This weekend will be the third 5k fun run thru the hood this year. Program leaders and el constable all are a bit worried que there will not be enough protection for all the participants in this year. You see in the past the constable and his crew along con barrio animal control have tried real hard in keeping them dogs and cats from chasing the runners. Heck the last fun run had to be cancelled in the middle of the course due to a pack of dogs and ten cats didn’t want anyone or anything to go thru their hood. El constable tells us que they are hoping que they have arrested all them mean dogs and cats and let people know que it’s safe to jog in the hood. (editor’s note: at the time of this interview el constable had not be made aware que El Mascota Manuel P Herrera had escaped earlier today). So the race is on. Oh by the way el constable also pointed out que there will be free beer for all those over the age of 82 that ran.

El Macota Manuel P. Herrera one of the barrios worse nightmares escaped last night from a tunnel that was digging out from inside his hold cell. Barrio leaders are worried that other will follow and will try to escape. So the barrio has order all barrio employees to spend at least 2 hours a day at the barrio animal control center and make sure no more dogs escape. Oh by the way, why is El Macota Manuel P. Herrera a dangerous to our barrio you ask? He likes to bit people.

Ok raza, let them dogs and cats out, and watch our barrio members run fatster!!!! Good day.