hejola report for 07072015

Hejola report for 07072015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

4 of July police report.

After a few hours of nonstop action el constable was able to put together a list of things that had him real busy this past weekend.

12:30am el constable was asked to drive to the counter of third and wells where thing just didn’t seem right. When el constable got there he was surprised when 20 senior citizens attacked him with roman candles. After the battle was over at least 7 of them were arrested. The other made a get a way on either their wheel chairs, or motorized chairs. Charges are pending for the 7 seniors.

2:45am el constable was asked to drive to the counter of third and wells again when folks her screaming, once el constable got he was again was attacked by at least 20 senior citizens using bottle rockets, and roman candles. This time el constable was able to round up at least 5 of the seniors. He wasn’t sure how the rest got away, charges will be filed against this old folks.

4:45am el constable was asked to drive to the counter of third and wells again when someone reported a gang of folks hanging out. This time el constable told himself that he wasn’t going to be fooled or attack so he decided to ride his bicycle and try to surprise them. To his surprise he was attacked by a gang of young people clashing with some older persons that seems to be a battle zone of bottle rockets and roman candles. But this time, el constable brought his own bottle rockets and roman candles. After the battle he was able to round up a few persons of different ages and some suffering from being out passed their bedtime. No charges will be filed but he did say he felt better after nailing a few of them with his roman candles.

Well there you have and have a great Tejano day.