Hejola
report for 07152015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas.
Hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio Army
Navy store broken into.
El compadre
arrest con su inflatable doll.
And now some
more darn sad news.
The deadline
is getting closer for barrio leaders to declare the corner of third and wells
sold to the other side of town if they do not have the funds to keep the public
utilities going for our side of the tracks. Barrio leaders met all night last
night to determine and come up with a new plan. After a few six packs of who
know what, they decided to go how and sleep it off and hoping que today would
be just another. Chinga.
El compadre
never thought that anyone would notice him and his brand new mail order
inflatable dolls riding his bicycle build for two around two in the morning.
The only problem was que el compadre was only wearing his free tong that came
with the purchase. The sad part was that they would have found out until one of
the dolls legs got caught up in the rear tire of his bicycles that cause it tumble
a few feet and left him knocked out for a few minutes. This was enough for
other folks to run to him and help him with his injuries. Now, both he and his
now one legged deflated doll were taken in for questioning and later arrested
by the constable.
Army/navy
barrio store owner reported to el constable que someone had ripped a big small
hole in the roof and ceiling and stole chingos de army stuff and things. But
the owner took the law into his own hands, and was able to follow a trail of
blood the robber had suffered when trying to climb back to the roof. After a
few blocks he managed to find that person and pinned him down for about an hour
until el constable was able to track both men down. Charges will be filed
against both men ok.
Ok raza have
a great day.
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