Hejola report
for 07092015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline
news:
Barrio roundup
30 illegals.
Ten chickens
make a run for it.
And now for
some darn good news.
Yesterday we
did mention that the hood was preparing for this coming sept 16 fest that will
include a ton of folks. Literally, two tons of fun bar, the only Tejano gay bar
in the hood will have its Tejano bashing again this year. It’s an event where barrio
members will be allowed to dress up as they like and walk around the corner of
third and wells for several hours without getting arrested. So if you are
hiding behind that closet, open the door and let it all hang out. Tejano
bashing coming this sept. 16, oh yea.
Ten prize chickens
were reported missing and believe to be in the hood somewhere hiding and the
owner wants them back. El senor Martin Rubio told us que someone in the hood
opened the chicken pen gate during the night and allowed his prize winning
chickens out and not sure where they went. He is so worried that he might not
have enough of those chickens around to compete in next week chicken chit
contest.
Yesterday afternoon
after a long wait, barrio law enforcement, El constable Cadena decided to take
the law into his own hands and rounded up at least 30 illegals that he found
wondering the streets. He told us que he was tired of see them dogs and cats
that folks from the other side of the tracks drop them off here on our side of
town. If you are missing a pet and not sure if it’s legal please come by the
constable office to claim it.
Ok raza make
sure you carry all your paper work and it’s in order or else.
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