hejola report for 07132015

Hejola  report for 07132015.

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Kingsville,Texas. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio under seized with lazy people?

Fire during the weekend burned down Two tons of fun gay bar.

And now some darn good news.

Barrio leaders had all agreed to do their best the next few months in paying barrio bills. One leader told us que we are going to make sure que we pay the barrio water bills and electric bills. You see el barrio collects all the money from the barrio who has all the hook ups under one name for all 323 families. So if your water turns off and you have no light in the next few days don’t worry be happy.

Well it was just a matter of time that some person that doesn’t like gay Tejanos would do something like this. You ask what was it that they do? Well someone that left a message of why they burned down the only Tejano gay bar. The one alarm fire was enough to burn down the whole darn place and los vato loco’s volunteer firefighter didn’t have enough buckets nor water to maintain the fire until the real firefighter got there. A full investigation will be conducted con los loco’s to see why it took them to get to the fire 3 hours late when the bar is locate next door or why it took them a long time to call the real fire department.

Yesterday after a late debate with residents from across the track took place here at our own barrio community center. The issue was is there really a lot of lazy people? After a few hours of back and forth on this issue it was determine que yes there is. But it was important to point out that lots of lazy people were at the meeting and were not given a chance to speak. One reason was that they were too lazy to get up an speak.

Ok raza and don’t forget those famous words “ don’t worry be happy”.