Hejola report
for 07022015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again raza how are we doing? And now for our award winning barrio
headline news:
Barrio hero arrested.
Juan Gomez arrested
for false police report.
La commadre
Nelda Martinez shoots herself con her bar holster.
And now some
darn good news.
Yesterday it
was announced that all barrio members wanting a GED can come on buy and get one
at the mall this coming Saturday for $400. So if you ever thought of going to
college or something like that but needed that GED come on down.
La commadre
Nelda Martinez was given a bra holster for her new gun on her birthday, but
yesterday shot herself in the chest when she tried to show it off to la
commadre at the bingo house. Charges will be filed against her and her new bra.
Juan Gomez
was convicted yesterday afternoon for filing a false police report in March
2015, where he claimed that el constable Cadena had beaten him up at the mall
parking lot and sexual abused him. Gomez face evidenced a beating, but him
obviously unaware of the surveillance camera, which revealed that, over a
four-minute period, Gomez had punched himself in the face over 25 times to
create the constable attack. Esta vato!
Yesterday el
senor Pablo T. Gonzales was arrested after he tried to rob the only barrio
bank. His failure was due to the fact that some of the tellers recognized him
from an award ceremonies a few years ago when he prevented a bank robbery across
the tracks and was awarded a barrio civilian medal for heroism.
Ok raza have a great and keep it Tejano
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