hejola report for 07082015

Hejola report for 07082015.

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Kingsville, Texas, hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio members mad at barrio leaders.

Health barrio department cutting down on illegal things.

And now some darn good news.

The barrio community college has agreed to give free tuition and fees to the first 100 barrio residents wanting that GED. THE only catch is that you have to be at least 65 years or older.

We were informed that many barrio members are practicing things without a license. Look many still think only because when you were a child you might have owned several pets and so on, but that don’t make you an expert on how to care for them. One example is the family Gomez who own over 2000 fish and own a home business selling them. But the real problem is do they have the right permit to be selling them? And by the way how can you sell them without having a clue about them? Now the problem is how does the barrio leaders know about my business? Well the answer is very simple, you have a website, dud….  Another example of practicing without a license is reading cards and hands. Come on it only makes sense that you need to have some kind of background or some kind of training in this field, not just because your parents took you to some lady in hood and cured you with a broom or some holy water when you were a child doesn’t makes you an professional .. dang…
More details will be posted by the end of 2033.

Yesterday at a barrio community center meeting, barrio leaders told barrio members that a large fine will be issued if folks don’t start picking up their trash and cut their lawns within the next 30 days. It ok to let your grass grow but darn not ten foot tall, and by the way don’t depend on that farm animal you bought to make things any better. In addition, leaders also pointed out that if you did buy a farm animal or rented one, you need to make sure you have that farm animal in the city permit or else.

Well as you can see it’s just another day in the hood. Have a great Tejano day.