hejola report for 11062015

 

Hejola report for 11062015.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello raza I am Jonathon Barrio con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio banning selfies proposed.

Highly Committed barrio member takes the law into his own hands.

And finally some darn good news.

It seems que el barrio homeless center has agreed to take as many homeless folks every night but you have to get there before 8 p.m. or you won’t be allowed to get in. Now if you do make the curfew you also get a free bingo card, while you are waiting for the next day to come.  The director of the center told us we can’t just have people sitting around and not doing anything. By the way the center is looking for some good carpenters, and painter wanting to spend the night.

It seems que once in a while a barrio member will eventually impersonate a police officer here in the hood is not uncommon, but when el primo bought a police uniform at a garage sale he decide it was his time to take action Jackson.  So he decided to set up his own elaborate DUI checkpoint on a side barrio street, complete con road flares, and demanding license, registration and insurance from driver after driver. But the checkpoint was short-lived, when el constable was driving his own personal car was stopped. At that point el constable Cadena arrested him for an illegal DUI checkpoint and impersonating a police officers, and was taken to a lala land for observation.

El barrio constable told barrio leader que we have to doing something about barrio members taking selfies that is devastating toll on the hood.  He then explained que there have been at least three or four barrio resident that either caused numerous injuries and in some cases lives of certain barrio member while talking them selfies. He did recall one where el compadre Chuy Garza was taking a selfies with an angry 7 foot long rattlesnake around his neck, which of course bite him but was damaging but not fatal. So the barrio leaders will looking into this matter and have some kind of regulation implemented by 2033.

Ok raza smile you are on candid camera.