hejola report for 11172015

HEJOLIA REPORT for 11172015.

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Kingsville, Texas. HELLO AGAIN RAZA I am Fideo Vermicille con todays award winning barrio headline news, but first let me share my saddest when it comes from other raza que wish we were bombed. Now tell me is that awful or what. Now for our award winning headline news:

 VATO ARRESTED FOR PEEPING TOM

 BARRIO SOCIOLOGIST GET GRANT TO STUDY HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE HOOD

 AND FINALLY CITY CRACK DOWN ON PIG FARM INSIDE OF CITY LIMITS.

Yesterday afternoon the city fathers from across the tracks along con city officials y our own constable Cadena, visited and issued several barrio warrants for their arrest after failing to comply with the city law of having farm animals inside the city limits.

 The owners of the pig farms inside the city limited wonder how in the world did the find out about the Swine; it seems que the Odor these swine’s left was a bit out of Control.

 For the owners of this growing pig farms, its bad news, said one owner who he didn’t want us to use his name ( Daniel Beamer). He said que the other side of the track folks had spent mucho money on developing electronic equipment that would measure the offensiveness of odors and would determine where it was coming from. The reason we are so concern is that we have found que the folks living downwind from the hog farm have become “tense, depressed, angry, and confused.” Said one of the participating officer who assisted on the raid, “We’re dealing with complex issues that don’t just come down to ‘does it smell bad.’” We need to teach this folks down here que pigs belong outside the city in a farm and not inside the city limits.

Mario diaz was arrested after several barrio people had hear footsteps on their roofs . Well it just took one incidents in which constable Cadena caught Mr. Diaz climbed on a Roof last night. It seemed que Mr. Diaz was using a fishing line and hooks, lifted the blankets of sleeping women to look at their bodies.

And finally, Among the grants given this year from the our city Academy of Sciences community, Awarded Ms. Bettys smith Moore Sanchez a grant to study homosexuality in el barrio. Ms. Betty smith moore sanchez said it was very important to know if homosexuality is a big thing here or not.. She was awarded about $6,300. in addition she will examine homosexual behavior in the hood.

 

 

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