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Kingsville, Texas. hello amigos I am Maria La Vandia with
some helpful Turkey humor for this year. Well finally our creator brought us
out again. Today’s topic will be turkeys. No not the one you married nor the
one you are standing next too. But real turkey humor.Our surfing the net these
past few days found some very interesting things about our thanksgiving holiday
bird. With this in mind I would like to share some stories with you:
First of all let’s
talk about cooking a turkey: now many of us have our own way of cooking that
bird so take this helpful hints:
How to cook a Turkey...
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of
whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the
oven
- Take another 2
drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at
375 ovens
- Take 3 more
whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on at
300 degrees or something
- Take 4 whisks of
drinks
- Turn the beast over
- Whiskey another
bottle of get go
- Stick a turkey in
the thermometer
- Glass yourself a
pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey
for 4 hours or several days
- Take the oven out
of the turkey and put it somewhere
- Take the oven out
of the turkey and remove all the goodies inside
- pick the turkey off
the floor
- crave the stuff of
the turkey
- Get yourself another
shot of something
- Taste the gravy and
pour yourself a glass of turkey
- say Blessing, pass
me another drink and prepare to eat out or at a relative.
And with that we wish you all Raza the greatest of holidays.
I am Maria la vandia. Good day.
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