hejola report for 11092015.

 

Hejola report for 11092015.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre reports que 10 pairs of underwear were stolen.

Juan Pistolas arrested for farting.

And finally, two arrested for fight over missing false teeth.

Bob Gomez who has been living con Martha Goana (bipolar), were both arrested late last night after a fight broke out in their one room apartment when they both couldn’t find their false teeth. It seems que both had got to bed early that evening and forgot where they place their gums at. Once one of them woke up to eat a midnight sack, realize que the gums didn’t fit right so this sparked a fight between both of them. Once el constable got there both of them were so beat up que they both were arrested. Further investigation resulted que each of them have put on the wrong pair of gums. Charges are pending.

 It seems que you just can’t pass gas anywhere nowadays, especially at la commadres new barrio resturant. La commadre Maria, owner of “la commadre maria dinner”, called el constable cadena, and told him que he needed to rush over to the dinner cause they, the employees y la commadre had a smelly customer pin down and wanted him arrested. Once el constable got there he found Juan Pistolas pin down to the dinner floor by at least three 200 lb. women employees that wanted this man arrested for farting more than three times, that caused the worse smell ever smelled. Once el constable entered the dinner he too had a hard time walking in the place. Juan was arrested for disturbing the peace. Chinga.

And finally, El constable cadena was called to the residents of la commadre tencha Munoz, 76 years of age, at the corner of wells and Third Street, reporting que someone had stolen about or around ten pair of her underwear, all color white from her back yard cloth line. She told this report que she thought que it could be those gay guys that live at the corner of fourth and wells. El constable cadena will be investigating this crime. But if you have any idea or clues to that awful crime, please contact us here at our command post.

Ok raza there you have, take it easy and keep it tejano.