hejola report for 11252015

Hejola report for 11252015.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello  raza I am Bill Diaz con our maybe last posting till next Monday depending on our internet server. But for now we here and you there wish you the best of season greetings and if you feel like giving thing to people, here is our address and we will accept anything I mean anything:

623 west elle #1

Kingsviile, texas, 78363, go ahead and make our day. And now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Two hour standoff with an armed turkey ends peaceful.

Crazy barrio person so called leader gets your attention.

And now some darn good news.

Yesterday was not just another day but a certain day. You see if we do not do things on certain days than why have those certain days anyhow? The answer could be in a nutshell of course only if you’re a squirrel, but since many of us are not squirrels, nor nuts, than why have that certain day anyhow, you see what I mean Vern!

Late last night la familia Turkey held their ground at the corner of Wells and Third Street for a few hours until they were convince que there weren’t going to jail in their efforts to stop folks from killing anymore turkeys than they have to. One of the Turkey family members told the law enforcement officers que you didn’t see folks killing rabbits during Easter did you? Or did you see any folks eating fireworks during the Fourth of July did you? Or folks eating their presents for Christmas unless it was one of those aged fruit cakes did you? After they were able to convince some folks the Turkeys were guaranteed their freedom when they dropped their weapons and move their truck out of the way.  As soon as they complied with the agreement all ten Turkeys were surrounded and tackled and arrested. One of the Turkey members told the crowded as they were escorted you see who can you trust?

Barrio leaders are so proud of some barrio residents that many in the hood will be getting some kind of an award at the end of this year. Barrio leaders only have one major problem, who is going to pay for them awards and who is going to pay for the time in preparing them awards? One of the most popular barrio members told the large gathering of 8 people que it was about time that them folks were recognized for the great job they do and by presenting them some kind of an award would make them stronger and would encourage more barrio members to get involved. After a few minutes of preaching that special barrio member was arrested and taken back to the lalaland where he went missing a few hours ago. The bottle neck here was that when a crazy person get can your attention for a few minutes we than realize que we are more crazy than that crazy person. Dang.

I know I aint crazy and I am sure some of you are, but if the shoe fits lets go and if the shoe don’t fit, than there is no reason to think you are crazy! Have a great Tejano day.