Barrio stock market for 09232016.
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Kingsville,tx. Once again mi raza como estan. Well I am more
than sure que you heard del todo pedo going on here at our hood con raza
standing up con esta way the CAMPHOR PHENIQUE VATO! But that is another story that
we will address sometime in the near future. But for now let’s talk about
investments.
I am urbano
yosabatodo, If the rest of you barrio investors don't mind, I would just like
to address the powerful barrio members in the financial world for a few
seconds. I know you're busy in counting all that money, and I don't mean to
take up too much of your valuable barrio time, but some mothers and a few
commadres have send me one small request. You see, I am here and you are there,
but they want you to know if we can expand our trading report to twice a week?
Well the answer is no freaking way.
Now With the growing democratization of our barrio stock
market, many of you barrio traders are clamoring for longer sessions.
Meanwhile, several other companies in the hood have tried to
creating their own private stock exchanges that will allow barrio trading their stocks 24 hours a day. As
more and more barrio folks get wired to our barrio market, the demand for
24-hour trading is getting harder to ignore, unless you are doing drugs and go
to a 24 hours open stores. With everyone from your grandmother, to your friends
and even your paperboy involved in our barrio stock market it has become our
most likely investment (what the hell did that mean).
Los tamales:
The problem facing los tamales is que we have not heard from
our old tamale guy in a while since his wife passed away,and are not too happy
con the new guy. One of the major problems facing monetary barrio tamale makers
is not our stock market but our stock market instability- in which may you barrio
tamale makers are managing to take this task on making your own instead of
focusing on financial stability by buying them and getting ready for the
holidays. Los tamales ended the week at $6.75 a dozen, up a bit from last week.
Las tortillas:
The declining increase of raza not making their own has
increase the risk premium on all homemade tortillas or better known as the
private credit sector. The difference in the two is that on is regulated by the
government and the other is a creditworthy private market, with no government
intervention. The real economy damage here will happen this coming winter if we
don’t regulate the homemakers and the declining in the number of tortillas they
are making. If we do not limit the amount of tortillas one makes at home it could
squeeze higher prices of tortillas to its non maker tortillas, mostly likely to
damage the "real" barrio economy. Furthermore, the world flour trade
has dropped 25 percent in just the past six years as the global market dynamics
have changed. Our barrio does not see
any expanding milling facilities and are relaying on more imported flour from
new, private, quality-conscious mills from other counties. We feel que lots of
small tortilla companies in the hood tend to buy small amount of flour and avoid
the monolithic, government buyers that preferred large quantities for deferred
shipment. Las tortillas ended the week
at an all high price of $1.25 a package.
Las empanadas :
The empanada convention did demonstrate que el barrio
consumer, yes those locos that protested and caused all the riots and damage at
our closed Westinghouse barrio mall, will stand up for their rights for more
filled empanadas. The local barrio community gardens group will continue its
efforts to provide those local empanada makers the vegetables and fruit need to
make them things. Las empanadas ended the week at $ .69 cent each.
La barbacoa de cavesa:
Well it was made official today and will be announced
sometime next week que the first batch of llama meat will be in our local
barrio stores within two months. All the llamas farmers are real happy and are
gearing up for this new beef market in the hood (a foot note please, la llama is primarily used in the Andes and in
Peru as a pack animal or for meat. The word "jerky" that we use today
to refer to beef jerky, is one of the few words in our language originating
from the Quechua language. "Ch'arki" is the name of the llama meat
which was salted and sun-dried.The taste is somewhere between beef and lamb,
though closer to beef. Many describe it as a lighter sweeter beef). La barbacoa
de cavesa ended the week at $5.50 lb.
Cheap beer: well if things couldn’t get worse. El barrio has
been hit up again con that home made stuff and has lots of raza in a buzz. I’ts
just a matter of time the constable will bust this illegal beer makers, cheap
beer ended the week at $4.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
Item 54682: two used womens g- strings for sale. Not sure
what size but look pretty big.
Item 65321: ten pounds of oregano for sale, looks like weed
but not.. make offer. Please be warned que you could get stopped by the cops.
Item 548201: Easter chickens and ducks for sale. Still have
a bit of color on them, make offer for all the stock.
Item 85694: used women clothing. Some kinky stuff but looks
like all bras. Make offer.
Barrio realtors report. We just found out que the corner of
third and wells street is for sale. Make offer.
Well there you have it and have a great day.
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