hejola report a re-visit the tortilla war fo 2005/2009/2016

Hejola report a re-visit “the tortilla war for 2005/2009/2016.

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Kingsville,Texas. Hello raza I am Daniel lopez the creator for this wacky world of mine. Today we have a revisit of the original tamale war of 1997.It first started as a city commissioner got food poisoning from eating tamales that were label wrong. Anyhow to make a long story short all charges were dropped and the city was unable to pass a city law forbidding raza or anyone to make tamales at home.

Anyhow now it seems que we have another battle in the hood and that is the tortilla war of 2005. Now with that in mind let;s go to urbano yosabatodo.

Ok Daniel and once again he comes out from coming his dark room at the end of the hallway.

The tortilla war of 2005 has all of us really uneasy. It seems que in the past few weeks we have being reporting from our barrio stock market about las tortillas. We have discovered que large increases of tortillas have been found stuck to each other. So we found it interesting to write about it and investigate.

Well as you might have read that our readers and tortilla makers found it not funny at all. So the result of all this is the following:

Some tortilla companies have either layoff or fired several hood workers and that has increased the number of unemployed in the hood. The price of tortillas has gone up due to the fact que the quality control of each company was not being affected and forced to hire new people from across the tracks.

In addition, we have had several rituals in front of our office lately. For what reason, well they tell us que? They. The question is who are they? This past week we had to hire a security to watch over our center due to fact que folks (they) are really pissed off at us.

And last but not least we have had several things stolen or missing from our office and front lawn. For example, that lawn status of that black dude holding a lamp, well the lamp is gone. Our old computer we put outside to dry up due to my drinking problem, its gone. And to make matters worse, someone took some white paint and painted over our red sign that said vato volunteer firefighters on our 1979 ford whatever and painted the words : kiss my >>>>>>.

And to add to this several thousand of eggs have been thrown at our front porch and making our flies and roach problems worse then what it is. And on and on and on. Look raza our job, well my job is to report on our barrio stock market and things that really matter to us. And that is food. So in most cases we keep you, the consumer informed, Regardless if you use cash or food stamps.

So now we have a domestic war on our hands raza. Look we here and you there, have a responsibility and that is to made you, the barrio consumer aware about the quality of tortillas and why almost ever brand we bought we found some many tortilla stuck to each other, que, we had to say something about it. Now the end result is that folks in the hood got laid off and we have folks that got fired.
And one positive note came out of this matter, the quality control show a better tortilla. Now all these protesters and the complaints against us, Well raza, I am not sure if we will ever satisfy everyone but I am darn sure que we did a great job and we continue to keep you informed on the status of this big mess. Now back to Daniel.

Ok dude thanks. Well folks there we have the tortilla war of 2005. We will continue to keep you informed on this matter

Again thanks and remmmer, you remmer, your business is our business and my business is none of your business.