Hejola report for 09212016.
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Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news.
Several Tejano gays and Tejano lesbians arrested a birthday
party.
Two illegal aliens found in the hood.
And finally another vato arrested for ride bicycle without
tires.
It seems que estos way don’t get the message, yesterday
after noon el senor pancho Gonzales Gonzales was arrested and taken to the
funny farm for observation. It seems que the cops didn’t mind him riding his
bicycle without tires but when they noticed que he was sitting on the seat
without a seat that is what made him stop and see what was going on. Pancho was
arrested for dwi and pi and et.
In other news our constable cadena tells us que two more
illegal aliens were found at the corner of third and wells street. It seems que
estos dos were kinda lost and were looking for directions to Houston, texas.
The only problem was que they asked an undercover cop and spoke french.
And finally we knew que shit was going to hit the fan when a
bunch of gay vatos dressed like men and women raided a birthday party for
lesbians only. Pesse como estos vatos looked like lesbians and were dress like
men they didn’t see anything wrong with that.
Well the a fight started when one of the vatos kissed another vato who
was a lesbian and her or his loved didn’t like that and slapped each other
around. Before you know it all hell broke loose. When the dust settled the
whole place was wrecked and ten whatever were arrested.
Well as you can see it was an excited night. I am bill diaz.
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