hejola report for 09152016

 

 

Hejola report for 09152016.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, I am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio man body found buried.

Barrio burglar injured while on the prowl.

And finally barrio cat woman sadden by large amount of taquchas .

We all know that ever hood has a cat woman somewhere in the hood. Well here in our hood our middle age women was alarmed yesterday evening when she went out to feed her tribe of cats (18) and noticed a few new ones. It was dark and was not wearing her glasses, So she started to feed what looked like small baby cats, but instead she was feeding a group of baby taquchas. Once her friend from across the street asked her what she was doing, she didn’t realize que they were baby taquchas, she made a run for her front porch and got her shot gun and took several shots at them things. After the dust settle she killed at least three taquchas, but injuired 8 cats, two dogs and a few windows were blown out from her home. No charges will be filed.

El compadre Henry Flores, was arrested late last night after he had broken into an apartment building under construction. The report states que after el compadre Flores had ran shack the first floor and had loaded his van with chingos de goodies, he decided to check out the second floor. But instead of calling it a night he entered the second floor and accidentally fell out a window resulting in a broken back, hip and arm. He was found in the morning by some construction workers and was rushed to st. paul’s medical center. Charges will be filed. BY the way el constable is asking to see if anyone has seen his van with the words written on the side “ here we come again”?

In other news, Yesterday afternoon la commadre  Juanita Saenz was arrested for trying to hide her boyfriend’s body in her back yard after he collapsed in bed. El constable is not really sure what happened but is investigating this crime.  But all indications, the constable stated, pointed that they were having ruff sex. Now the real question is who called the constable?

Ok raza con raspas that do read this barrio news. What in the world is wrong with you?