hejola report for 09072016

Hejola report for 09072016.

 Cchwnn.

 Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am David Duran the man con the plan. I am here today because Bill Diaz is on a vacation, again. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

 He isn’t crazy, he don’t get a check.

 Barrio cops raid wrong home but still bust someone.

 And finally so good news.

 We wrote on the matter of our public officials asking for a raise. Wel...l it seems that some of the officials asking for a raise have either withdrew their request or just plan quit. It’s so easy for those elected officials to claim que the same official at the next county makes more than they do. Well we have an answer for them: move over there.

 Yesterday el constable and his barrio 666 troopers were implementing what they learned at a workshop they went a few weeks ago but using new techniques on how to bust some good folks. Well it turned out that they must have been on a break when how to real know if you are going to bust someone, facts!!! Well I quess, they raided this home and it turned out that it was the wrong house, so instead of leaving looking like a bunch of fools they continued their bust by taking away 15 goats they had in the back yard, which the residents had hired to eat all the tall grass they had from all this rain. Charges will be filed.

 

 This weekend was our first mental illness clinic and review. The idea behind this event was to inform folks about how many people think about other people being either mentally ill or just plain crazy. Well one of our own, barrio Dr Chuy Yosatodo, told the crowd que we in the hood should really stop tell people they are crazy or mentally ill! Unless you are aware he or she is getting a check. Unless they are getting a check they ain’t crazy, it’s a simple as that.

 

 Ok raza have a great Tejano day