barrio stock market report for 09092016.

barrio stock market report for 09092016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Urbano Yosabatodo, before we go anywhere, didn’t we report a few months ago que things were all going to go up in prices, well no shit. I heard that on one of those major TV programs where an economics reported. Just to emphasize que we are on top on present day issues dealing con our money. Look many barely have funds unless you’re a faith healer or a director of some sort. But the bottom line is we need to monitor our expensive and layaway for Xmas. Now our barrio stock market report.

Los tamales:

Los tamales, if there is any way to beat el tamale market for this coming Xmas season we insist that you buy now. Most tamale brokers are selling their stock at a real low rate this month but preparing to launch an increase on price before you know it. If you can try to scoop up as much as you measurably can, all this will guarantee a whole lot of tamales for this Xmas season. Oh by the way the tamale guy came back. Los tamales ended the week at $7.50 a dozen a dollar up from last week.

Las tortillas:

With the increase of wheat and gain this market has suffered a bit this month. Since the start of this third quarter, las tortillas have gotten much better. In terms of not too many found stuck together like a  few years ago. Who says nobody reads our barrio stock market report? The tortilla war of 1998/2005/2009/2016 really made differences with this market. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25v a pack.

Las empanadas:

June and July and Augusts really helped el barrio community garden group. After signing an agreement con local bakers, el barrio community gardens agreed to provide them with fresh fruit to be used to fill them empanadas a few months ago at a convention held at the old mall. Like we said all this rain has really had a good impact on our local el barrio community growers and their crops.  Las empanadas ended the week at $.59 each. We think the prices might go up a bit.

Los taquitos:

Los taquitos did real good this week. There were no signs of them going either way. But since the price of beans y tortillas y whatever you wanted to make put in them were pretty stable. Again one of the major factors is que muchos are making their own taquitos at home and taking el lunch to work.  Los taquitos ended the week at $1.45 each and coffee is extra in most cases. Oh by the way we have noticed that some taquitos are falling apart when you eat them, we will do some investigation on why?

 

La barbacoa de cabesa:

Well we see que the llama case was solved a few weeks ago and llama meat will be at your local barrio butchers sooner than what you think. Llama meat is a good investment for those that want less fat but more filing.  Making all la barbacoa de cabessa making as much profit as possible, pesse hejola. La barbacoa de cabesa ended the week at $7.50 a two dollar increase from last year at this time.

Alcohol consummation report:

Well here is a new twist in drinking beer. There is a vato right now as I write trying to create the perfect recycle beer machine. He wants to see if he can recycle beer folks leave in their can or bottle. You know that half a beer you didn’t finish last night. More on that down the road. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.75 a six pack.

 

Barrio want ads:

 #524612: women bras all sizes and shapes for cup to a massive 48 plus. Make offer on the whole lot.

#76786: shoes and boots for sale. Someone said que they could be the ones that Nancy Sinatra wore, which I doubt. Make offer on twenty three pairs.

#877656: Easter chickens and ducks still available for sale. Some are in good health and some are not, you decided, make offer. MANY are still in full living color!

 

 

Barrio realtors report con Francisco lopez;

 Si brother las cosas couldn’t not be better in the barrio housing market. Our brothers and sisters tell us que not too many  have moved this month due to the start of this federal fiscal year or better known the rent is due! But all an all things look good. There are several lots for sale, that’s if you have a boat.

Ok raza there you have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great day, or even better a great tejano day.