hejola report for 09122016.

Hejola report for 09122016.

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 Kingsville, TX. Hello raza how are we doing today? I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:

 Rain keeps drunk off the street.

 Two ducks and two cats, and two dogs got arrested.

 And finally some good news.

 The little old lady in the hood was very sad que her big plans for this year’s hummer bird fest was cut short when the county came over and asked her about the 220 bird feeders she had lay out in two acres at the public park and her home. She was told that she needed to get a permit and didn’t have one so she was forced to bring down 218 feeders. She was very disappointed but did say que she was happy one way or another.

The owner of two ducks and two cats and two dogs were all arrested yesterday when the constable noticed they were stuck in some alley. The small car cut up into looking like a truck was stuck so far in the mud que the owner tied ropes and string to the two ducks and two cats and two dogs tried to pull his small car out. He the constable had to arrest then all due to not having a tow permit. More Charges are pending.

El constable reported to us today que this weekend was the lowest of drunken he has arrested in many years. He told us que this weekend he either arrested or took home a handful of drunken compared to a bus load like other weekends. He said it should rain more often.

 Ok raza have a great Tejano day.