Hejolia report for 09202016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our command post, Veronica la
Lesbian.
Hi, raza como estan, now con the most trusted news service,
today's award winning barrio head line news:
La comadre Thelma released after running over her three year
old son.
Justice of the peace Judge Eloy Falcon still in trouble.
Penis charm Lawsuit dropped,
La family of the late Juan Pistolas filed a wrongful-death
lawsuit last year against “The Other Side nightclub” which is located on this
side of the tracks, charging que el senior Pistolas had choked to death on a
miniature plastic penis that allegedly had been placed into his drink glass as
a prank by an employee. The club owner of the other side nightclub said Mr.
Pistolas merely suffered a seizure and that the penis charm was found on the
floor beside Mr. Pistolas body, based on the constable cadena report and
pictures taken of the body.
Through the years, justice of the peace Judge Eloy Falcon,
who was removed from the bench last week, seems to be in more trouble. It
appears that Judge Falcon is certainly one of the least friendly judges for
small time criminals. It has been note for example, in 2003, he convicted two
jay walker, Maria Gonzales 64 and Maria Gomez 65, were re-sentenced by a jury
of their peers, the judge recommend after an appeals court said their original
sentences totaling 6,475 years were based on faulty jury instructions and
needed to be evaluated and sentence should be based on the crime.
Armed with the proper instructions, the jury again took the
judges recommendation a then tacked an additional 260 centuries onto the
sentences: a total of 21,250 years for Gonzales and 11,250 for Gomez. The whole
case has been dropped and the two elderly women paid a small fine.
And finally, La commadre Thelma Munoz, a 31-year-old woman
who lives at the corner of third and wells street was arrested and released
after she ran over her 3 year old son. Ms Munoz said que she felt a mysterious
bump as she was pulling out of her driveway, and to help determine what it was,
she said, she drove over it again, and then a third time. It was her 3-year-old
son, who suffered a broken leg. There will be no need to report to any
authorizes says constable cadena, it was just a freak accident.
Ok raza there we have and we will see you real soon and
remember keep it tejano.
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