hejola report for 03312015

Hejola report for 03312015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello folk I am David Polar Bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

El primo falls to his death.

Barrio woman shots herself.

And now some darn good news.

The leaders from both sides of the tracks have agreed to reduce sales taxes but have decided to make up the lost revenue by having more yard sells  and garage sells operated by the city.

La commadre Tina Marie Garcia was so scared that someone in the hood was going to attack her based on what she heard and saw on the news  that she went out and bought a hand gun to protect herself from you know who. Well while driving home with her boyfriend, she was waving the gun around and her boyfriend told her that she needed to put the gun down before she shot someone, but she didn’t listen, so it caused him to grab for it and a shot fatally struck her in the head and killed her. Charges are pending.

Yesterday afternoon el primo Juan Munoz fell 75 feet to his death after he told his friends that he could climb the only barrio water tower in less than two minutes. He died less than 30 seconds.  It seems unbelievable to see him climbing that tower so fast que he stopped to look back and lost his balances. No charges will be filed against Munoz.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 3272015

 

 

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 3272015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas.  Hello I am Gloria Guerra con our newsletter that we are force to share space with you know who. But putting that all aside let’s get to our mall correspondent General Fideo vermicelli.

Well Gloria things are not going to smooth, it seems que a last year, during the annual clown fest, and a mall customer was hit in the head by a flying sex object and causing extensive head and shoulder injuries. It seems Baudelia Hawkins, tells this report que the mall should have had better security knowing que those clowns are out of control, and she is seeking more than $40,000 in medical bills, and barrio emotional stress and punitive damages. And by the way she gets real upset when she sees a clown. Gloria we will be going to court in the real near future.

Ok thanks General. Now let’s go to our gal Blanca Blanch Blanco.

Si Gloria, we don’t think that this law suit will hold any ground. But talking about our mall, a group of locos better known as the only barrio poltergeist group “poltergeist de la Tierra de aztlan” will gather this weekend for their first group meeting. The mall has allowed them to stay overnight when the mall is close to see if the mall is haunted or any weird poltergeist activities going on while the mall is close. Back to you Gloria boohoos.

Ok raza there you have it now back to the command post.

Now let’s go to our “ocean front properties mall”, just west from the corner of third and wells.

 Hi there I am mall manager Hilma Dalia Hawkins, from Hawkins’s barrio properties. We are very pleased to provide you, el barrio shopper with the best darn customer services to make your spending money much easier and enjoyable. We consider ourselves the best mall in the hood or better known this side of tracks, just west from the corner of third and wells attracting customers from all over the county. And we do promise to be friendly, convenient, and promise to maintain our properties both inside and outside and keep the mall area clean and inviting. We have hired real security personnel and do promise to maintain a safe and secure environment. Have a great day and don’t forget if you can’t eat it don’t buy it.

Ok raza so now we have a barrio mall and a westside mall just west from the corner of third and wells, again raza come on down and don’t forget we don’t accept major credit cards.

hejola report for 03262015

Hejola report for 03262015.
Cchwnn.
La Gringa Novela 2015, episode three: I AM A SOUTHERN BELLE; from rags to riches.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Johnnie el Quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after rookie mistake....
A series of counterfeiters arrested within two days.
And now so darn good news.
The barrio young program director has told us that this year they will stop awarding snow cones, and candy sticks for retrieving foul balls at the park. Instead they will be giving big hugs and a thank you notes.
The first person arrested this week for trying to pass off counterfeit bills was Manny Madison, who was trying to cash in $7 dollar bills that he printed by mistake was asking store clerks if they could give him change. The second arrest occurred last night when Mando Munoz was trying to pass $50 bills that he had been printed on a toilet paper but had affixed by alder onto shoe cardboard.
Marcos Don Marques was trying to rob the only pawn shop and weapon store in the hood late last night when he asked the shop clerk to put all the money on the counter. The rookie robber made the mistake of laying his weapon on the counter so he could pick up the money with both hands. The clerk grabbed his gun and told his to hand over all his money and lay on the floor until the constable arrived. Charges will be filed again Marques but we were told que additional charges might be filed against the shop clerk for stealing Marques money that he didn’t return when he was picked up and taken to jail.
Ok raza stay cool and be cool, it don’t cost much.

hejola report for 03252015

Hejola report for 03252015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio woman takes cat caca into her own hands.

Westside resident drivers were all giving a public reminder.

And now some darn good news.

The job market had a large increase of 10 percent compare 2004, but less than 8 percent compare to 1950, but was showing some improvement compared to2010 but will never be the same as 1989. Heck you go figure.

Yesterday press conference el constable Cadena reminded barrio motorists that all barrio vehicles need working headlights if you plan on driving during the night.  He pointed out that the last three nights he has ticketed over 10 barrio motorist the same night driving with no headlights but only flashlights and those solar garden lights tied to their bumpers with some kind of bungee or electrical cords. He told the folks that someone might get run over. He also pointed out that the all year round Christmas lights were not enough to make it safe driving without headlights.

La commadre Nancy Gomez had told her neighbor Julie Moya that she was sick and tired of all cat caca on her lawn and wanted it stop. Well as we all know it can be a very difficult task asking your cats not to go caca at certain spots. Well last night was the last straw that broke the camel’s back. It seems that Ms. Gomez went over to Ms. Moya home and smeared that cat caca all over her front door, sidewalk, her front windshield of her car, and her mailbox and left a written note stating “ how do you like this crap”. After el constable was called over to take a look at this crap, he determine que Ms. Gomez had broken the law by trespassing and causing major damages to her car, sidewalk and front door and a federal crime by damaging her mail box. Ms. Gomez was arrested and will be charged. Say folks don’t take the law into your own hand’s, it could cause you a lot of legal crappy problems.

Ok raza don’t let them figures change your mind because things are looking but.

hejola report for 03242015

Hejola report for 03242015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am David Polar Bear Duran with our award winning barrio headline news:
Two elders fight over fake barrio 8-ball lotto ticket.
Torn tong and dresses found and shoes found.
And now so darn good news.
Today is a very important day for someone. Could that be you?
El constable cadena is asking barrio resident if someone can come over to his office and claim some clothing found behind the corner of third and wells. Some of the items were underwear and dresses and shoes and a couple of wigs. The constable felt que this stuff might have been items that were stolen a year ago from the only Tejano gay bar two tons of fun, drag show, where some of the contestants reported items stolen. If you have anyone that was there at that show and reported some items stolen, you might just be in luck.
Crazy Man crafts barrio shop, is being sued over the fake barrio 8-ball tickets they were sell as a gag fake winning tickets. Crazy Man Ruiz, the owner of the shop told us look if a person really thinks that they won the actually barrio 8-ball lotto with a grand prize of $18.50 must be more crazy than I am. Well that was not the case last week when two elders entered his shop thinking it was an actually store purchased the fake ticket. Please note that in front of this ticket it read “FAKE”, after a few hours we were informed that the two elders were arrested after they strapped it on at the corner of third and wells over who was going to claim the winning ticket. Both men were arrested and were release after posting bail of $18.50 each. But just a legal footnote, there’s no way these men will win this lawsuit!
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 03232015

Hejola report for 03232015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

La Gringa Novella Protest gains ground but not in France.

Birds, birds, birds.

And now some darn good news.

Barrio members are so glad that all this rain has actually eliminated a few thousand of roaches and rats. The is a great deed that the rain has played say a barrio animal control but it could have a trickle-down effect for those companies that are hired to kill them roaches and trap them rats. Anyway you see it that rat smell isn’t going anywhere.

The folks in our hood have all gone out of their way to increase the number of bird feeders in their homes from 5 to about 7 of them. Most barrio members don’t have one but those that do have them will need to make sure that they meet the barrio guidelines for bird feeders.  You know why? Not just anyone can have them.

This weekend for some odd reason a bus full of barrio red heads folks rented a bus and took a several hour bus ride to Paris (Texas) thinking they were going Paris, France  to protest in front of our office located somewhere there. La commadre Mary Gomez Redneck the leader of this group who have voiced their frustration with cchwnn news over La Gringa Novella and wanting to stop any more publications of this novella. We as barrio women cannot let a Gringa try and tell us barrio members how to act and dress and that’s it we want it stopped and stopped now. Once some realized that they weren’t going to France most of the women got off the bus half way there.

Ok red have a great day.

la gringa novel 2015, #2 dyed my hair red, its the stylish new look

 

La Gringa Novela 2015, episode two:  “Dyed my hair red, it’s the stylish new look”.

Paris, france. Hello again,  Francisco Delegado De Gaulle with our premier edition of La Gringa Novela with Beautiful Binacka Blanco, now with our episode two “Dyed my hair red, it’s the stylish new look”.

This episode I will talk about the color of my hair, or shall I say my dyed red hair. The color red is actually a very attractive, in my opinion it’s a very eye-catching, and human eyes usually go to red. Now this rule doesn’t really apply to everyone, because red hair doesn’t look good on every one that is why I suggest wearing a red dress instead.

Look here in my hood I suspect that most barrio women who dye their hair red do it because it’s attention-getting, and because that suits their personalities, if they even have one.

Well this is how my story starts. I do all my shopping on our side of the tracks, but once in a while I get this wild hair up my nose and go shopping at those larger stores across the tracks. Well one day I came across the most outrages passion cherry red color dye and decided to buy the whole kit.

As I sat home all next day working on my new look, that outrages passion cherry red dye and trying not to ruin my bathroom sink and floor I gentle worked that into my hair and following them instructions, I told myself I will be the only one in the hood looking extravagance, stylishness, glamour’s and ready to attract that mate, you know because the color red is the color of passion, I told myself.

I didn’t come out of my home for a few days waiting for this new look to sink in and made sure that it looked as real as possible.  You know something like when you cook beans, for some reason they taste better a few days later. But yet this awful thought back of my head told me that there was no freaking way that any of “las chicas” I have talked about would darn to go across the tracks and purchase this high price, high styling color dye nevertheless this outrages passion cherry red.

But as we all know our barrio never lets us down, never the less those Latinas, Chicanas, Tejanas known as my friends,knowing  how bad they want to be me, look like me, act like me, dress like me, it’s an never ending challenge, and of course this is the case here.

 

As I prepare to go out that evening, I looked at my new look and told myself there aren’t no way anyone I know can out match me, never the less match my hair color. Oh yea. But as I sat in my kitchen eating my dinner and decide to read my daily newspaper I read something more shocking that a heart attack. I found out that the outrages passion cherry red color dye kit, the one that made me look like one of a kind, had gone on sale half price and was sold one in less than one hour, that’s what the paper said.

Oh my god I told myself, looking out my kitchen window very carefully and hoping not to notice anyone all of a sudden having that outrages passion cherry red color dye hair! But like I said earlier we all know our barrio never lets us down, never the less those Latinas, Chicanas, Tejanas known as my friends,knowing  how bad they want to be me, look like me, act like me, dress like me, and a never ending challenge.

So I carefully covered my hair with a large towel and got into my car and drove to my favorite bar and excitedly wanting to show the new me. But you know that won’t happen. So when I entered my favorite club, there that small group of chica’s that love to go the same place I go and they just sit there watching me and wishing they look as good as I did. Oh my god, well they sure did, they must have gotten paid earlier this month because every single woman in the place had dye their hair that outrages passion cherry red color. I am a Gringa and this is my story, and this is my Novela.

hejola report for 03172015

Hejolia report for 03172015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Helloagain mi raza como estan and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
La Gringa Novela starts today.
Too many cats and not enough dogs....
And some darn good news.
Well I have to admit that some darn good news could be some bad news for others. So in the future don’t expect to read good news but accept the fact we find it as good news.
The barrio animal control has issued a barrio warning that all the folks that live around the corner of third and wells will have to limit the number of cats they own. The reason is that there isn’t enough dogs in the hood to chase them cats around. Plus it has also been determine que them Christmas light will not be enough to scare they burglars off, so starting next week, each address will be required to own at least 2 or more dogs, and will be limited to 5 cats per person living in each home. If you have any questions about this matter please don’t call them.

Well after the long wait and the big disappointment, our creator went and moved La Gringa Novela across the ocean and will be posting it from our office in Paris< France. The major problem will be that it will be posted in French and you will have to go to Bing Translator to determine what the hell is going on. That pal, for nothing.
Ok raza have a safe spring break 2015, la gringa novella is on.

la gringa novela 2015 #1 dancing with the stars.

(use Bing Translator).
La Gringa Novela 2015, épisode un : danser avec les étoiles ; Je veux ressembler à une célébrités.
Paris, france. Bonjour à nouveau, Francisco Delegado De Gaulle avec notre première édition de La Novela de Gringa avec belle Binacka Blanco, maintenant avec notre épisode un : DANCING WITH THE STARS : Regardez comme célébrités A :
Nous avons demandé pourquoi certains beaucoup de femmes et quelques hommes audacieux juste ne se lasse pas de danser avec les étoiles ? J'estime qu'ils ont fait aussi passionnant que possible avec des costumes élaborés et maquillage utilisé, et ayant instant tan Super, super brillant et super – regard vif beauté pour les années est ce que nous voulons tous dit La Gringa.
Maintenant vous à la maison pouvez faire la même chose comme ils le font à la télévision, mais vous devez prendre votre temps et faire les choses. Maintenant, si vous trouvez vous-même vos économies sur les dépenses et passer par quatre ou cinq gallons de bronzage bouillies et 20 à 30 bouteilles de bronzage, 10 grands conteneurs de paillettes et de 250 tubes de mascara, vous pourriez juste faire cette date à l'heure et pourriez simplement ressembler à l'un d'eux.
Maintenant danser est bien connu pour aider les gens à perdre du poids et de libérer la frustration que l'on obtient sur une base quotidienne, et vous savez son aide me comprendre moi-même et mon besoin de regarder du glamour.
Mais le plus gros problème ici est que vivre dans la hotte est assez effrayant que la plupart des femmes qui vivent dans mon bloc, tous veulent regarder et agir et habiller comme moi. Maintenant, c'est la partie stupide de vivre dans la hotte.
Quand je fais du shopping, je déteste rentrer parce que vous pouvez sentir que tout le monde dans la hotte est en me regardant et essayer d'obtenir un aperçu de ce que j'ai acheté. Zut, je ne peux pas même l'accrocher mon lavé vêtements en dehors de peur que quelqu'un pourrait juste arnaquer il, qui a lieu dans le passé.
Quand je suis en fait essayer de ressembler les gens à la télé, mon voyage commence par sortir danser et en espérant que mes regards portera sur le fait que je suis une danseuse terrible avec deux pieds gauches et personne ne s'en apercevra quelle horreur je suis.
Mais vous savez que cela n'arrivera pas. Et puis, il y que groupuscule chica qui aiment aller au même endroit, je vais et ils juste rester là me regarde et qui souhaitent qu'ils ont l'air aussi bon que j'ai fait. Oh mon Dieu, il ya eu des moments qu'ils ont même regarder et habillé comme moi.
Donc, comme vous pouvez voir ses ruff étant une gringa nous Latinas, Chicanas, tejanas comme des amis, vous n'avez simplement jamais savoir quel point ils veulent me comme moi, agir comme moi, s'habiller comme moi, c'est un défi sans fin, je suis la Gringa con mon propre 2015 Novela.

hejola report for 03162015

 

Hejola report for 03162015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas, hello again a I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Breaking news about the premier news about La Gringa Novela.

More excitement for barrio spring barrio breakers.

And now for some darn good news.

The constable has told  us que they will double the number of police officers on duty this week to make sure que those spring breakers traveling through the hood slow down, and avoid any kind of major issues with our law dogs. You see here in the hood we don’t take credit cards for your fines. The number of extra officers will told of two, if you drink don’t drive and if you drive don’t drink.

Today we were totally shocked to hear that our creator has decided to cancel United States the release of our new news La Gringa Novela  several more days, but instead has agreed to broadcast that novella from one of our international offices in Paris, France and co-hots Francisco Delegado De Gaulle, and now a few words from Francisco in Paris:

Bonjour, je suis Francisco Delegado De Gaulle, retransmission en direct de Paris (France), le premier ministre ouverture de "LA GRINGA NOVELA, c' est comme pour de vrai et vous vous pensez vu et entendu tout, écrit par une GRINGA pour ceux veulent à être GRINGAS venant le 16 mars. Nos Six épisodes de drame et d'excitation, hébergé par belle Binacka Blanco et elle est plus qu'heureuse de partager cet événement, le premier épisode sera le titre "dancing with the stars, un pas loin d'être parfait". Comme promis, elle sera publiée demain après-midi et afte qu'une fois par semaine tous les lundis, donc détendre et boire quelques bières et lire La Gringa Novela. Merci.

 

Hello I am Francisco Delegado De Gaulle, live coverage from the premier opening of “LA GRINGA NOVELA, IT’S LIKE FOR REAL, AND YOU THINK YOU SEEN AND HEARD EVERYTHING, WRITTEN BY A GRINGA FOR THOSE WANT TO BE GRINGAS COMING ON MARCH 16. Our  Six episodes of drama and excitement, Hosted by Beautiful Binacka Blanco and she is more than happy to share this event, the first episode will be title “ dancing with the stars a step away from being perfect”. As we promised it will be published tomorrow afternoon and after that every Monday, so kick    back and drink a few beers and read La Gringa Novela. Thank you.

 

Barrio spring break 2015, For those that don’t have children, grandchildren or anyone or know anyone that goes to college or school shouldn’t be that excited for spring break 2015. Look if you don’t have any of the above or never less a job what are you so excited about spring break, aren’t you already on a yearly spring break. Think about?

Ok raza have a great spring break and drive con chingos de caution.

exclusvie inteterview con Beto Ramon conjunto Luna Lleana, 2015

Exclusive interview con Beto Ramon,conjunto Luna LLena, 2015.

Cchwnn.

Somewhere in Corpus Christi, Texas. Wow hell again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con on the road again interviews. This week my brand new bicycle takes me to meet up with a legend Beto Ramon and now for that interview.

Bbb: well hello Mr. Ramon, my god you are a handsome man, can you please give me a hand off this new bicycle I am bit wet and wild?

Br: of course I would be glad too.

 

BBB: you as I rode my bicycle up here I wonder what can I ask a man that has accomplished some much in his career, so let me start off by asking, how long have you been in the Tejano Market as a musician and a song writer?

Br: Well Blanca well over 25 wonderful years of serving la onda.

 

 

 

 

BBB: wow, how many awards have you won in your career?

Br: gee I wish I could list them all but at least 30 music awards in my life time and many more to come.

 

BBB; tell a little bit about your award winning band members?

Br: I would like to do that, first of all our grammy award winning keyboard player Johnny Rob. Our amazing drummer Mike Lopez, my son and the young energy of Beto Ramon (b2) on bass and vocals, and of course yours truly Beto Ramon guitar and lead vocal.

 

BBB: can you give us a breakdown for whom you have written songs for and what the results were?

Br; sure can, let me see if I can remember some, first of all group Mazz; Que Me Lleven Canciones, , Gary Hobbs; te vas acordar de mi, Jay Perez: hombre in la luna, La Diferenzia - Mundo Sin Guitarras,  Ram Herrera, David Marez, Hugo Guerrero and many many more.

 

BBB: is there ever been a time that you wanted to hang it up as a Tejano musician and started a new career?

Br; on never Blanca I was born with music in my heart.

 

BBB: after traveling around all these year’s sir, how difficult has it been on you and your family?

Br; yes Blanca it has been a difficult journey, if you are into la onda that’s part of the job.

 

BBB: does it make a big difference have family members on your band and is it easier to work with?

 

Br: oh yes Blanca it’s an honor to have my son and even better have him on stage with me. What more can a father ask for.

 

BBB: has there ever been a time you wish you have not taken a contract and didn’t turn out right?

Br: you know Blanca, I am sure that ever musician goes though that phase, but the show must go on.

 

BBB: do you believe in UFO’S?

BR; well you just never know.

 

Bbb: what can we expect in 2015 for Beto Ramon y Luna LLena?

Br; a lot of blessing and continue our hard work to bring great new music.

 

BBB: if you were given a chance to speak with a group of young people what encouraging words would you tell them?

Br; I would encourage them to finish school and get a good education first and then try your skills in music.

 

BBB: gee is there still one performance that stays within all the time that stands out from all the others?

Br; year after year fanfare, just can stop those wonderful memories.

 

BBB; what would you like to tell your fan base from around the world?

Br: I want to thank the beautiful people that have support us thur out all these years and of course the best from Beto Ramon is yet to come.

 

BBB; well Beto thanks again and I really want to thank you for your time and wish the very best for you in the future and now can you give a big hug and help me back on this bicycle…?

BR: of course Blanca and thanks again for riding your bicycle all the way here to meet me.  Thank you and God bless you.

 

BBB: what in the world can I say, it’s like living in paradise, by doing this great interview. This one today is no acceptation but one of the best we done, I am BBB con on the road again interviews. Good day.

barrio stock market report for 03132015

 

barrio stock market report for 03132015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Urbano Yosabatodo here, As we approach the end of this quarter, only fair to say que it’s been a fairly good first quarter of this fiscal year. I know que many of us didn’t get that raise this year but we did manage to make it. Sometime I am sure que we all wonder how long does it take to be successful, but chit I don’t know and if I did, I would have written about it a long time ago.

Now for that report:

Las empanadas believe it or not took a dip this week from 89 cent each it dropped to 69 cent each. We believe it’s just a matter of time they will go back or even higher.

Los tamales have been pretty stable this past month maintain a price of $6.50 a dozen, but hold on too your pants, we foresee them going to $7.00 at the end of the month.
Los taquitos, well here they have been pretty stable and will stay that way till the end of the year. Barrio restaurants taquitos are at $1.25 each, coffee is extra and watch out for refills.

cheap beer is still at $4.99 a six pack. Please note que we never have and never will, unless someone pays us but we don’t mention beer’s names. If you work for a beer company and want our opinion, hey just mail us a check and will be glad to.

And finally have a great spring break weekend, “ if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”.

hejola report for 03122013

 

Hejola report for 03122015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra with today’s award winning barrio headline news

The Maria la bandia matter, 2015.

New host has been selected for La Gringa Novela.

And some kind of good news.

Security is at its highest it’s been since last summer due to the attack on our good friend Maria La Bandia. The real question is if them Christmas lights were have been turned on that day, maybe there would have not been an attack on her? Lawyers and others are asking that question?

 

Here is an update on the conditions of Maria La Bandia who was seriously injured yesterday afternoon by two Tejanos. El constable tells us que she has been taken to a hospital across the tracks and we have been told que she will be there for a few months. We will be taking this two Tejanos accused for this attack to court within a few months. That is all for now.

Beautiful Binacka Blanco has been named the new host for La Gringa Novela that will start this coming Monday. The creator will not postpone the starting date of this Novela. Ms. Blanco happens to be the younger sister of our on the road again interview Blanca Blanch Blanco. We welcome her with open barrio arms. Please note that el ojo barrio private eye security have been hired to provide some kind of security for her during this troubling times. Agani, Beautiful Binacka Blanco will host La Gringa Novela.

Ok raza have a great day.

LA GRINGA NOVELA, IT’S LIKE FOR REAL, AND YOU THINK YOU SEEN AND HEARD EVERYTHING, WRITTEN BY A GRINGA FOR THOSE WANT TO BE GRINGAS COMING ON MARCH 16. Six episodes of drama and excitement, Hosted by Beautiful Binacka Blanco.

attack on maria la bandia 2015

Attach on Maria la bandia 2015.

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LA GRINGA NOVELA, IT’S LIKE FOR REAL, AND YOU THINK YOU SEEN AND HEARD EVERYTHING, WRITTEN BY A GRINGA FOR THOSE WANT TO BE GRINGAS COMING ON MARCH 16. Six episodes of drama and excitement.

We would like to point out that the Host Maria la Bandia was brutally attacked today at a taco stand near the corner of third and wells. The two suspends have been arrested and descried as two Latinas, Chicanas, Tejanas, ages between 23 and 34 both having dyed bright red hair. Both have been transport to the real jail across the tracks. The conditions of Maria are unknown at this time but eye witness say que she told several blows to her head and to her body by using a 32 inches baseball bat and kicked to the head several times. El constable will have a press hearing tomorrow morning and we plan on having a full report on our hejola report for 03122015. The opening day for La Gringa Novela might be delayed depending on how serious are the injuries to Our Correspondent.

hejola report for 03112015

Hejola report for 03112015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio leaders arrested for sharing secrets con barrio media.

What’s the big deal con La Gringa Novela?

And now some darn good news.

Well now that Maria la Banida has disclosed the truth behind the production on La Gringa Novela, and those against it have caused an over flow of selling do it yourself Bright red hair dye in which a lot of barrio discount stores have informed us that they can’t keep the demand for that color. Oh my god what have you done Maria?

Yesterday afternoon Maria la Bandia was at a press conference where she expressed her concerns about all them want to be gringas calling themselves Chicanas, wanting to stop the production of that new novela que Maria was going to host. Look girl, if you can’t take the heat stay of out of our closet and by the way a real Chicana don’t have that do it yourself bright red hair, that you bought from that discount store shelf.

Yesterday after noon el constable cadena was summon to the railroad tracks that divide our hood to go and pick up one the two barrio representative that was arrested over there but was force to come back to hood and serve his time after he had been accused, and found guilty by ten other city and county representative of lying, cheating, writing letters on county and city computer, looking at nasty pictures, writing on bathroom walls, wearing white socks, using county assigned car to go to dances and bar hopping and soliciting hoes, and wearing clean underwear, and sharing false information con real newspapers. The fine and time he will spend in jail was not announced.

Ok raza and for all those tejana, hey keep that natural hair color normal, it’s the true you, good day.

hejola report for 03102015

Hejola report for 03102015.

Cchwnn.

 

LA GRINGA NOVELA, IT’S LIKE FOR REAL, AND YOU THINK YOU SEEN AND HEARD EVERYTHING, WRITTEN BY A GRINGA FOR THOSE WANT TO BE GRINGAS COMING ON MARCH 16. Six episodes of drama and excitement.

Kingsville,Texas. Hello once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Protest plan before the La Gringa Novela starts.

Ten men and ten women selected for barrio competition.

And now so darn good news.

Well it seems that everybody has agreed to turn on the Christmas lights that weren’t removed this year for this coming Easter Holidays, yes say a large portion of the hood, we love those lights and it keeps the hood in a very happy status, less crime and more joy.

Ten men and ten women were selected for the hood to compete this year’s dancing con la comadre, which is schedule to start on the March 16. The ten men and ten women will be paired off with some barrio super stars yet to be announced but we know que they have already agreed to be part of it this year. Dancing con la comadre 2015, coming Monday.

A group of chicanas have organized a meeting for this coming Sunday to protest the upcoming of La Gringa Novela starts this coming march 16. The protest is leaded by My Nalgas Mas Big says que we aren’t going to take this abuse and for sure try to stop such nonsense. And we don’t appreciate cchwnn for writing such a ridiculous novela and just the idea is non call for.

Ok raza hang in there and god bless America.

hejola report for 03092015

Hejola report for 03092015.

Cchwnn.

LA GRINGA NOVELA, IT’S LIKE FOR REAL, AND YOU THINK YOU SEEN AND HEARD EVERYTHING, WRITTEN BY A GRINGA FOR THOSE WANT TO BE GRINGAS COMING ON MARCH 16. Six episodes of drama and excitement.

 

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio leaders upset with barrio leaders.

Barrio women upset with news about new La Gringa Novela.

And now so kind of darn good news.

The barrio leaders have warned us that with all this rain, all resident are going to have to mow their lawns more than before. The barrio yard man inspector will be out and abound this week to make sure that your front lawn grass is not talked that he is. If the results are that your lawn is taller you will be fined. Ok keep in mind the inspector is 4 feet talk.

We got a ton of two emails this weekend questioning our intentions con the announcement of La Gringa Novela coming in a few weeks. The emails address the concern that many women del barrio didn’t want to be looking like gringas nor wanting to be like them, but in many cases we do acted and looked like them. One of the person that email didn’t want us to share her name (Nancy Martinez) look if I want to color my hair that’s my business and not yours. The end result was they wanted a ban on writing about his matter and wanted the whole idea to be dropped and go away.

Yesterday at noon a meeting of the minds what held in order to assort out this year’s Easter celebrations. Many of the so call leaders question the other so call leaders to see if they were going to allow this year’s Christmas lights lid up earlier. It just makes it more fun having them lights on all year.

Ok raza keep those cards and letters coming.

exclusive interview con Jason Martinez of the electric cowboys/gruop Vida

Exclusive interview con Jason Martinez of The Electric cowboys/Grupo Vida.

2015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx.

Hello again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con on

the road again interview. This week our bicycle takes us to San Anto, Texas to

meeting up con our potential man of the year Jason Martinez, we do this to hear

more about the new trend about Tejano music and the future. Now for that

interview.

 

BBB: Gee my god you are a very handsome young man, can you please give me a healthy hand off my new bicycle?

 

Jm: Thank you for the compliment.

Of course. There you go.

 

BBB: let’s start off by a little background on your

musical career?

 

Jm: Shoot I've been in the music business for about 25 years now. I started very young. I learned piano and drums at age of 3, and continued my quest for learning instruments way into my teens. Tejano music has always

been my passion, and I've had the pleasure of playing with many Tejano artists beginning with VIP'S and ending with my current group The Electric Cowboys/Grupo

Vida. I've been here currently for 20 of those years. I'm the lead Guitar player and Lead Vocalist. WHICH! By the way I never dreamed I would be. After all, I

was let go from Vida when I first started with them 3 times. Lol. I just wasn't good enough. Lol. And now! I'm singing, guitar playing, writing, producing,

arranging, and recording for them! Big shoutout to my boys John, Tim, And Mike! The backbone of the group!

 

BBB: that’s very interesting, now one of the reasons we asked for this interview was about the posting you did on Tejano is dying. Now before we go any further I want to make sure you understand our question,and the question is how does one come to the conclusion that a certain type of music in this case Tejano is dying?

 

JM: As a young Tejano, it’s important to make sure that new generation not just sit there and wonder why Tejano acts have not booked into major events. One example is the Houston livestock show and rodeo. See, you know

that a genre is dwindling when the bands are not booking. When the bands that they do book are going for ridiculous pay. When the fans are no longer attending live events, or buying albums. And most importantly, when radio stations are disappearing left and right. That is way we are trying to organize and understand the major issues that are hurting this industry. From radio programing to recording companies, we are reaching out to all both new and seasoned to help us move Tejano forward.

 

BBB: Is the response a bit overwhelming from all the posting you have seen on this matter?

 

JM: You know Barbara (my wife) and I are really glad that there has been an overwhelming response. It is good to see that so many people are feeling the same way. For so long the artists have complained under their breath. No longer is that the case.The general public needs to know that there is concern for our genre. There is a need for a "Save Tejano Music" movement. We are asking many to help us gather

information to demonstrate that there is a national need for a Tejano movement  to address our concerns. It'll give us the unity that is still needed to move

Tejano forward.

 

BBB: as we have talked about it before, there have been

others that have tried to address the issues you are addressing, for example back in 2002, and 2009, why the Houston livestock?

 

JM: We are honored that those Tejanos did the best they could back then, but one cannot live in the past, and it takes numbers to make a difference. This is a team effort. The only way we rise together, is if we work together.  I am sure what they have done opened many doors for Tejanos worldwide, but we cannot be satisfied with that. We still don’t see major Tejano acts in places like for example, The Houston Live Stock Show and Rodeo. We still don't hear very many new artists, and new hits on what is left on Tejano radio. We want to pick up where they left off. We thank them for their efforts. We need More radio stations (especially FM

frequency stations). Internet radio is helping keep it alive. However we need FM frequency stations to provide the convenience of, for example hopping in your

car and turning on the radio with the click of one button. We also need radio to begin supporting new artists and help create new hits! Program directors need to get with that Program! On that note, Artists (both new and seasoned) need to make sure they take pride in their product by creating product of radio worthy quality. You have no idea how many artists I see not caring about their craft

anymore. Late to gigs....not showing up....providing mediocre shows, and albums.

Not evolving and not trying to bring in the younger, newer audience which is

what we need to do!  We as artists are part of the problem as well. WAKE UP ARTISTS! Radio SHOULD support us as long as we make it worth it....AND.... the

reality of it is.....as long as we can make them money. It's called the "music business". Do you blame them? This way Radio helps create hits. Which bring in

people to the events... Which then promoters and club owners make money....Which in turn can pay the bands a fair price for their performance. (Because

let's face it, promoters can't afford to pay what it takes bands to travel and such because most artists don't pull in the necessary revenue) it takes 1000

dollars just to travel to a destination to perform. Only to make 1500-3000?!! Not worth the struggle of a Tejano musician, which I must say, is a talented

musician. Or any musician for that matter. Sound rental, equipment repair, food, lodging, gas, bus/travel expenses, instrument upkeep,costume/clothing. It ALL adds up. Musicians and bands are almost always in the red. A few do have

success, but at that can they be considered Tejano?  Other fans of other genres are very supportive of their favorite bands. They pay 50 bucks on up to see

their favorite band. Yet Tejanos complain about a 10 dollar ticket. We tour as a Country band (The Electric Cowboys) as well. It's crazy when we are treated a

lot better on the Country side when we started out as a Tejano band. We are a bigger band as a Country Band. Our crowds, response, and pay is better as a

Country Band. Even if it's not "great" it's still better. They take care of you over there. We can learn from the other genres. You want to be a "Big Boy"

genre, start treating it like one! It's a big cycle, and somewhere along the line, we strayed from a very good, and profitable formula. I don't believe

Tejano died when Selena passed. If anything, this industry should be pushing forward, driving for success, because of the doors she opened. We should honor her memory with ambition. With drive.

Look the bottom line is, we want to advance Tejano music through integrating all different Tejano organizations, make sure that there is enough information to educate, and develop new methods

of communication and making sure that general public is aware of new Tejano

movement 2015. It's going to take all of us to get there. ALL OF US.

 

BBB: I have notice that not too many of the so call leaders from back then haven’t

stepped up, what would you like to tell them about your cause in 2015?

 

JM: We would like to invite those persons and organizations that laid the foundation

to join in our new effort to keep Tejano alive. It’s never too late to move forward, but one needs to make sure that our cause is for the future of Tejano

music. Tejano musicians as we'll deserve the same benefits as anyone else. Despite what some people believe, it is a "real job" as long as you do it for a

living. We (The Electric Cowboys/Grupo Vida) sustain our lives, and families with this job. I get taxed on this job. It is our "Real Job". One artists said

it best the other day in a response to my post. She said she was tired of having to hold a benefit dance every time she got sick. I agree.

 

BBB: before we get back to Jason Martinez, please tell us what are your short term goals vs the long and winding road ahead for you in this endeavor?

 

JM: Our short term goal is to make sure that we get feedback on this issue,  and thank all those that

have stood out and provided much needed information.

ARTISTS! STEP IT UP! DON’T GET LAZY IN YOUR CRAFT!

FANS! CALL YOUR RADIO STATIONS AND REQUEST NEW ARTISTS.

SUPPORT LIVE MUSIC! DON'T JUST LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK! GET UP AND GO TO THE VENUES! PAY FOR TICKETS AND ALBUM DOWNLOADS!  PROMOTERS! PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL IN YOUR

OFFERS!  We as artists should try to give the fans the best shows, and albums possible! AND.... Promoters, we as artists should try to make you more money! It

is a business. We understand. The general public should understand too. We do it for the music, AND to pay our bills.

Our long goal is to make sure that we

don’t stop the push for Tejano. We are trying to see if we can help those existing organizations and groups to keep the pressure on, making Tejano a force

to reckon with!!

 

BBB: after reading some of your future gigs, would you say that you have managed to get out of being Tejano but have been accepted to other venues, such as but not limited to country and western, would you say that

Tejanos have a door open to many other kind of music?

 

Jm: Absolutely! Sunny Ozuna had an Amercian pop hit, and was on American Bandstand. Selena was on her

way to becoming a pop star. Emilio toured with the likes of Alan Jackson. And we (The Electric Cowboys/Grupo Vida) have toured with the likes of The Dixie Chicks, Clay Walker. We've done shows with Blake Shelton, Randy Rogers, Eli Young Band.... The list goes on and on. AND!!! We just signed a Country/Outlaw

Country contract with MidSouth music records up in Memphis. God willing we will be doing the big tours here in 2015. We have an album that will be released very soon, and our first single "Little While" will also be out on country radio this month. There's nothing wrong with Tejanos succeeding in other genres. It helps open the doors and allows us to go into places where we otherwise would never be able to go. I always tell the public "We may be on big Country tours this year! But we will be 4 Tejanos on big country tours!"

 

 

BBB: what is in the futurebeyond 2015 for Jason Martinez?

 

Jm: I hope to take our music around the

world. I am a producer/arranger/recording engineer as well. I also hope to continue to produce and record artists and their Tejano music as well. We always

need new artists. We want this genre to grow, so we must make the effort to keep producing artists. We must grow to succeed and survive.

 

BBB: I noticed that you and many other younger Tejano have not taken the country cowboys hats and so

on but have taken the look of the younger generation, what would you say about

that?

 

Jm: We used to do the whole typical "Tejano" thing. Cowboy hats. Big buckles. Starched jeans and shirts. But we had to evolve musically, and visually. I can't expect for the kids to dig our music when I'm wearing

something that to them seems "too old". I love the Cowboy look. But torn jeans and Rock and roll shirts are what draws attention these days. You have to roll

with the punches. Plus! It gives us the chance to be us. I'm a rock and rolling, country playing, Tejano. I love playing in torn jeans, biker boots, chains,

baseball cap, and a Black T-shirt! It's hip! (Artists that doesn't give you an excuse to look like you just rolled out of bed though. Take pride in your "work

clothes". Even if it is t-shirt and jeans) The demographic for TEJANO'S is usually from 35 on up now. A lot don't go to shows or buy albums anymore.

They're getting older and such. We need the kids to be interested in our music. So we in turn need to make it as "cool" as possible. And Yes! It starts with how

you look. 70% how you look (includes dress, physical appearance, and show production) 20% how you sound (includes sound engineering quality, and

musicianship) 10% what you say (includes your radio hits, and stage opinions) That's the way it works.

 

BBB: I am sure that you do lots of

traveling, how hard is it on your family?

 

Jm: Dan Fogelburg said it best when

he said "The audience was heavenly, but the traveling was hell." That's true. Sometimes people don't get how hard the business is. We miss Anniversaries,

Birthdays, holidays, special occasions, and sometimes funerals. It's tough. But it's a part of the business. Our fans are important to us. In the 20 years we've

been together, we've only had to cancel 3 times, because we physically couldn't get there in time. (Road closures, etc) It's hard on my wife. I feel for her. We

miss each other. She's been with me for a long time and believes in my dreams. She is my rock, and I'm grateful for someone who has the patience to deal with

me and my job. She is actually a writer for us as well. She plays her part. She wrote one of our biggest hits "Because I love you". She's cool as hell!

 

BBB:

has there ever been a gig you took but felt that you shouldn’t have?

 

Jm: I can't say that there has been. Every city. Every venue. Every performance has been a stepping stone, and learning experience. It took all of them to get us

where we are now and where we're going in the future.

 

BBB: in your memory of all the performance you have done is there still one that stands out the

most?

 

Jm: Lincoln, Nebraska. We were on The Dixie Chicks tour and we were playing Tejano music. No country on that show. We looked out and saw no Latinos in the audience. It was crazy. But we went out there, did our show, and won the hearts of 35,000 people.

 

BBB: if you were given the time to speak with a

group of young people about the future what would you tell them?

 

Jm: Work hard for your dreams. Don't ever get lazy. You reach for the stars long and hard

enough, you touch one eventually.

 

BBB: and finally sir is there any last

words you would like to share with your worldwide fan base?

 

Jm: Thank you

everyone for your continued love and support! I am forever grateful! Support the

cause! #savetejanomusic

Check us out at

 

www.theelectriccowboys.com

www.facebook.com/theelectriccowboys

www.grupovidaonline.com

Booking

Info: John Villanueva 210.923.3548

 

 

 

BBB: Jason you are an inspiration to

lots of new Tejanos and I want to thank you for your time and can you give me a hand back on this bicycle?

 

Jm: Absolutely. Thank you for your time. Take

care!

 

BBB: let we noted a before our young Tejanos have taken the lead where many in past left off but in many we are darn sure que the future is in good hands, I am BBB con on the road again interviews, good day.