Hejola report
for 03252015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio woman
takes cat caca into her own hands.
Westside resident
drivers were all giving a public reminder.
And now some
darn good news.
The job
market had a large increase of 10 percent compare 2004, but less than 8 percent
compare to 1950, but was showing some improvement compared to2010 but will
never be the same as 1989. Heck you go figure.
Yesterday press
conference el constable Cadena reminded barrio motorists that all barrio
vehicles need working headlights if you plan on driving during the night. He pointed out that the last three nights he
has ticketed over 10 barrio motorist the same night driving with no headlights
but only flashlights and those solar garden lights tied to their bumpers with
some kind of bungee or electrical cords. He told the folks that someone might
get run over. He also pointed out that the all year round Christmas lights were
not enough to make it safe driving without headlights.
La commadre Nancy
Gomez had told her neighbor Julie Moya that she was sick and tired of all cat
caca on her lawn and wanted it stop. Well as we all know it can be a very difficult
task asking your cats not to go caca at certain spots. Well last night was the
last straw that broke the camel’s back. It seems that Ms. Gomez went over to
Ms. Moya home and smeared that cat caca all over her front door, sidewalk, her
front windshield of her car, and her mailbox and left a written note stating “
how do you like this crap”. After el constable was called over to take a look
at this crap, he determine que Ms. Gomez had broken the law by trespassing and causing
major damages to her car, sidewalk and front door and a federal crime by
damaging her mail box. Ms. Gomez was arrested and will be charged. Say folks don’t
take the law into your own hand’s, it could cause you a lot of legal crappy
problems.
Ok raza don’t
let them figures change your mind because things are looking but.
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