Hejola report for 03262015.
Cchwnn.
La Gringa Novela 2015, episode three: I AM A SOUTHERN BELLE; from rags to riches.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Johnnie el Quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after rookie mistake....
A series of counterfeiters arrested within two days.
And now so darn good news.
The barrio young program director has told us that this year they will stop awarding snow cones, and candy sticks for retrieving foul balls at the park. Instead they will be giving big hugs and a thank you notes.
The first person arrested this week for trying to pass off counterfeit bills was Manny Madison, who was trying to cash in $7 dollar bills that he printed by mistake was asking store clerks if they could give him change. The second arrest occurred last night when Mando Munoz was trying to pass $50 bills that he had been printed on a toilet paper but had affixed by alder onto shoe cardboard.
Marcos Don Marques was trying to rob the only pawn shop and weapon store in the hood late last night when he asked the shop clerk to put all the money on the counter. The rookie robber made the mistake of laying his weapon on the counter so he could pick up the money with both hands. The clerk grabbed his gun and told his to hand over all his money and lay on the floor until the constable arrived. Charges will be filed again Marques but we were told que additional charges might be filed against the shop clerk for stealing Marques money that he didn’t return when he was picked up and taken to jail.
Ok raza stay cool and be cool, it don’t cost much.
Cchwnn.
La Gringa Novela 2015, episode three: I AM A SOUTHERN BELLE; from rags to riches.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Johnnie el Quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after rookie mistake....
A series of counterfeiters arrested within two days.
And now so darn good news.
The barrio young program director has told us that this year they will stop awarding snow cones, and candy sticks for retrieving foul balls at the park. Instead they will be giving big hugs and a thank you notes.
The first person arrested this week for trying to pass off counterfeit bills was Manny Madison, who was trying to cash in $7 dollar bills that he printed by mistake was asking store clerks if they could give him change. The second arrest occurred last night when Mando Munoz was trying to pass $50 bills that he had been printed on a toilet paper but had affixed by alder onto shoe cardboard.
Marcos Don Marques was trying to rob the only pawn shop and weapon store in the hood late last night when he asked the shop clerk to put all the money on the counter. The rookie robber made the mistake of laying his weapon on the counter so he could pick up the money with both hands. The clerk grabbed his gun and told his to hand over all his money and lay on the floor until the constable arrived. Charges will be filed again Marques but we were told que additional charges might be filed against the shop clerk for stealing Marques money that he didn’t return when he was picked up and taken to jail.
Ok raza stay cool and be cool, it don’t cost much.
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