Westinghouse
barrio mall newsletter for 3272015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Hello I am Gloria Guerra con our newsletter
that we are force to share space with you know who. But putting that all aside
let’s get to our mall correspondent General Fideo vermicelli.
Well Gloria
things are not going to smooth, it seems que a last year, during the annual
clown fest, and a mall customer was hit in the head by a flying sex object and
causing extensive head and shoulder injuries. It seems Baudelia Hawkins, tells
this report que the mall should have had better security knowing que those
clowns are out of control, and she is seeking more than $40,000 in medical
bills, and barrio emotional stress and punitive damages. And by the way she
gets real upset when she sees a clown. Gloria we will be going to court in the
real near future.
Ok thanks
General. Now let’s go to our gal Blanca Blanch Blanco.
Si Gloria,
we don’t think that this law suit will hold any ground. But talking about our
mall, a group of locos better known as the only barrio poltergeist group
“poltergeist de la Tierra de aztlan” will gather this weekend for their first
group meeting. The mall has allowed them to stay overnight when the mall is
close to see if the mall is haunted or any weird poltergeist activities going
on while the mall is close. Back to you Gloria boohoos.
Ok raza
there you have it now back to the command post.
Now let’s go
to our “ocean front properties mall”, just west from the corner of third and
wells.
Hi there I am mall manager Hilma Dalia
Hawkins, from Hawkins’s barrio properties. We are very pleased to provide you,
el barrio shopper with the best darn customer services to make your spending
money much easier and enjoyable. We consider ourselves the best mall in the
hood or better known this side of tracks, just west from the corner of third
and wells attracting customers from all over the county. And we do promise to
be friendly, convenient, and promise to maintain our properties both inside and
outside and keep the mall area clean and inviting. We have hired real security
personnel and do promise to maintain a safe and secure environment. Have a
great day and don’t forget if you can’t eat it don’t buy it.
Ok raza so
now we have a barrio mall and a westside mall just west from the corner of
third and wells, again raza come on down and don’t forget we don’t accept major
credit cards.
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