Tuesday, March 24, 2015

hejola report for 03242015

Hejola report for 03242015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am David Polar Bear Duran with our award winning barrio headline news:
Two elders fight over fake barrio 8-ball lotto ticket.
Torn tong and dresses found and shoes found.
And now so darn good news.
Today is a very important day for someone. Could that be you?
El constable cadena is asking barrio resident if someone can come over to his office and claim some clothing found behind the corner of third and wells. Some of the items were underwear and dresses and shoes and a couple of wigs. The constable felt que this stuff might have been items that were stolen a year ago from the only Tejano gay bar two tons of fun, drag show, where some of the contestants reported items stolen. If you have anyone that was there at that show and reported some items stolen, you might just be in luck.
Crazy Man crafts barrio shop, is being sued over the fake barrio 8-ball tickets they were sell as a gag fake winning tickets. Crazy Man Ruiz, the owner of the shop told us look if a person really thinks that they won the actually barrio 8-ball lotto with a grand prize of $18.50 must be more crazy than I am. Well that was not the case last week when two elders entered his shop thinking it was an actually store purchased the fake ticket. Please note that in front of this ticket it read “FAKE”, after a few hours we were informed that the two elders were arrested after they strapped it on at the corner of third and wells over who was going to claim the winning ticket. Both men were arrested and were release after posting bail of $18.50 each. But just a legal footnote, there’s no way these men will win this lawsuit!
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

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