Wednesday, March 4, 2015

hejola report for 03042015


Hejola report for 03042015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Cchwnn prepares for La gringa Novela for 2015.

Armed bandits arrested at the corner of third and wells.

And now some darn good news.

Today barrio leaders have agreed to agree.

Ten armed bandits were arrested by el constable and lots of real cops after they heard and saw a ton of ten armed bandits walking around the corner of third and wells with weapons. They were surrounded by at least 30 or more cops and swat and a lot of other law officers carrying real guns and weapons and along con el constable we able to take them. It seems that this was a group of barrio residents from around the county wanting to show off their weapons and made sure if anyone or anything gave them some chit, they would have to face them in line of fire. Well at least we know their fire has been turned off for now.

We have been informed que the cchwnn writers are preparing to present a six weeks of drama written by a gringa for want to be gringas. La Gringa Novela will feature true stories of lives of gringas and their affect in the hood. Maria la Bandia will host this series of episodes that cause lots of unwanted drama among many gringas. It’s like for real, you think you seen and heard everything, well wait till you read this. Coming soon, “ la gringa novella and you thought you heard and seen everything”.

Ok raza have you hug a real Texan?

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