Hejola
report for 03042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Cchwnn
prepares for La gringa Novela for 2015.
Armed
bandits arrested at the corner of third and wells.
And now some
darn good news.
Today barrio
leaders have agreed to agree.
Ten armed
bandits were arrested by el constable and lots of real cops after they heard
and saw a ton of ten armed bandits walking around the corner of third and wells
with weapons. They were surrounded by at least 30 or more cops and swat and a
lot of other law officers carrying real guns and weapons and along con el
constable we able to take them. It seems that this was a group of barrio
residents from around the county wanting to show off their weapons and made
sure if anyone or anything gave them some chit, they would have to face them in
line of fire. Well at least we know their fire has been turned off for now.
We have been
informed que the cchwnn writers are preparing to present a six weeks of drama
written by a gringa for want to be gringas. La Gringa Novela will feature true
stories of lives of gringas and their affect in the hood. Maria la Bandia will
host this series of episodes that cause lots of unwanted drama among many
gringas. It’s like for real, you think you seen and heard everything, well wait
till you read this. Coming soon, “ la gringa novella and you thought you heard
and seen everything”.
Ok raza have
you hug a real Texan?
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