Thursday, March 5, 2015

hejola report for 03052015


Hejola report for 03052015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am David polar Bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Westinghouse barrio mall hires new Mr. Turkey aka Miss Turkey.

La Gringa Novela is coming.

And now some darn good news.

We have gotten a ton of one email asking us not to degrade persons, people or animals on our daily news, so for those that don’t understand the Hejola report, pesse hejola.

As we announced yesterday que our six weeks of drama will start this coming Monday March 9 and hope to make it as exciting as possible. Please note that this novella is written by a real gringa for those want to be gringas. We plan on showing it’s not easy being a gringa living around want to be gringas in the hood and knowing que everybody wants to be like her. La Gringa Novela, It’s like for real, you think you seen and heard everything, well wait till you read this, coming soon.

This past weekend Gloria Guerre mall manager told us que they have hired Santa Maria de Dos as their new mall mascot, Mr. Turkey. She told us que the name will be changed to Miss Turkey and has a one year contract. We are hoping que she doesn’t mess it up.

Ok raza, cover up and hug your pet and plants and tell them you love them.

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